Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 9:32 PM BSTIt sounds as if Tim's dick has just come up but he thinks that isn't noticeable either and he does care !
I admire someone who laughs at their own jokes so much...
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 9:32 PM BSTIt sounds as if Tim's dick has just come up but he thinks that isn't noticeable either and he does care !
I admire someone who laughs at their own jokes so much...
Quote: DaButt @ July 26 2009, 9:32 PM BSTI had it done a few years ago. What do you think?
did you keep the receipt?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:34 PM BSTI admire someone who laughs at their own jokes so much...
Well if I don't who else will,I can't help being as daft as a brush
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:26 PM BSTPersonally, if I had a massive penis I don't think I would get anything done. I would probably just spend all my days just admiring it in the mirror and taking pictures of it on my phone.
Why was it using your phone?
Quote: Scottidog @ July 26 2009, 9:33 PM BSTIs he giving birth?
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 9:38 PM BSTdid you keep the receipt?
That can't be real ! Bloody hell
Quote: DaButt @ July 26 2009, 9:32 PM BSTI had it done a few years ago. What do you think?
Oh so that's what CND stands for.
Cold - No Dick
I'm not surprised he wants to ban the bomb.
I wouldn't like to imagine the devastation caused If that thing went off.
Quote: Scottidog @ July 26 2009, 6:46 PM BSTIm
I'm*
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 26 2009, 9:40 PM BSTOh so that's what CND stands for.
Cold - No DickI'm not surprised he wants to ban the bomb.
I wouldn't like to imagine the devastation caused If that thing went off.
It would blow his cock off for sure but so could any girl who gave it a good blow
And stop overusing the smilies!
Or we'll take them away from you!
(see, one is enough.)
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 9:44 PM BSTAnd stop overusing the smilies!
Or we'll take them away from you!(see, one is enough.)
I can do without any smilies if need be but I do like them
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 9:15 PM BSTI dunno. If you've been really teased
That counts as health. Mental health.
Quote: Aaron @ July 26 2009, 10:06 PM BSTThat counts as health. Mental health.
The bigger the boobs the more likely they are to cause accidents in bed,accidental suffocation of ones partner springs to mind, also nipple chaffing
to name just two.
Plus back pain.
Quote: Ben @ July 27 2009, 10:07 AM BSTPlus back pain.
I hadn't thought of that, no wonder the Health Service is in crisis.
It's all these big boobed bimbo's needing boob reductions and walking aids.