Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 9:16 PM BSTzooo can't relate to such things. She's too beautiful.
Hee! And if you'd ever actually seen me that would be very flattering. 
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 9:18 PM BST
. Broken noses, scars, etc.
Yep, all allowed. Go on through.
I'm basically talking about people who think going up or down one or two cup sizes will solve all their problems!
Have a couple of months worth of therapy and grow up.
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 9:19 PM BSTHee! And if you'd ever actually seen me that would be very flattering.
How do you know I haven't?
Because I am very clever.
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 9:15 PM BSTYep! That can just about count as a health reason to me, I reckons.
It was purely cosmetic on my part. I don't think there's any health risks with them, but maybe Tim knows otherwise.
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 9:20 PM BSTBecause I am very clever.
Ah.
I actually don't know what they are... can they... catch on things?
*is clueless*
Too much skin.
Quote: zooo @ July 26 2009, 9:21 PM BSTI actually don't know what they are... can they... catch on things? *is clueless*
They used to catch on my shirt collar, actually. That was a bit irritating.
Did they just appear, one day?
I don't know how people like Jordan (aka Katie Price) and others with huge breasts find the time to be hard-working businesswomen.
Personally, if I had a massive penis I don't think I would get anything done. I would probably just spend all my days just admiring it in the mirror and taking pictures of it on my phone. 
I think they grew very slowly. I've had another one come up since. It's not noticeable though, so I don't care.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:26 PM BSTI don't know how people like Jordan (aka Katie Price) and others with huge breasts find the time to be hard-working businesswomen.
Personally, if I had a massive penis I don't think I would get anything done. I would probably just spend all my days just admiring it in the mirror and taking pictures of it on my phone.
Il lend you my mirror... 
...what am I talking about. it looks like something off a party buffet
party food..
Quote: Ben @ July 26 2009, 9:28 PM BSTI think they grew very slowly. I've had another one come up since. It's not noticeable though, so I don't care.
It sounds as if Tim's dick has just come up but he thinks that isn't noticeable either 
and he does care !
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 9:08 PM BSTWhat I wanna know is when are men going to start returning the favour by having penis extension surgery? huh? when?
I had it done a few years ago. What do you think?
Is he giving birth?