Quote: Geoff Mutton @ July 26 2009, 9:08 PM BSTLook, this is how simple it is;
*clears throat* "Dolly Dagger, could I invite you out?"
I've no idea what she'll say. If it's no, I'm sure we'll respect each other and just get on with life.
Well Dolly? *drums fingers on cocktail cabinet in back of Rolls*
You crafty bugger,you are taking advantage of the situation ha ha ha,I don't blame you,go for it Geoff 
Good Luck.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 26 2009, 9:12 PM BSTHave you got any malt whisky in that cabinet?
Hold on, I'll ask the waiter.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 9:13 PM BSTYou crafty bugger,you are taking advantage of the situation ha ha ha,I don't blame you,go for it Geoff
Please use the space bar after a comma.
Quote: Aaron @ July 26 2009, 9:41 PM BSTPlease use the space bar after a comma.
Why is that ? We didn't all go to good schools but it doesn't mean we are unintelligent, just less well educated.
Women on this forum always get turned-on by correct spelling, grammar and punctuation, mate. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:59 PM BSTWomen on this forum always get turned-on by correct spelling, grammar and punctuation, mate.
My spelling is second to none,grammar and punctuation aren't one of my best attributes at all and I'm the first to admit it.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 9:51 PM BSTWhy is that ? We didn't all go to good schools but it doesn't mean we are unintelligent, just less well educated.
Because the laws of the English language dictate so.
And more importantly, I do.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 9:59 PM BSTWomen on this forum always get turned-on by correct spelling, grammar and punctuation, mate.
Agreed, but I also love to see a post that's obviously been written with so much passion and intensity, spelling and punctuation thrown to the wind...
Really gets me going...
Quote: Aaron @ July 26 2009, 10:14 PM BSTBecause the laws of the English language dictate so.
And more importantly, I do.
Forgive my ignorance but I thought this was a fun forum so why so much obvious aggression.
This place was recommended as being great and yet I'm being castigated for nowt.
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 10:16 PM BSTAgreed, but I also love to see a post that's obviously been written with so much passion and intensity, spelling and punctuation thrown to the wind...
Really gets me going...
In that case I'm your man 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 10:19 PM BSTForgive my ignorance but I thought this was a fun forum so why so much obvious aggression.
I've been here since December, and have never witnessed any acts of aggression.
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 26 2009, 10:16 PM BSTAgreed, but I also love to see a post that's obviously been written with so much passion and intensity, spelling and punctuation thrown to the wind...
Really gets me going...
Og right, din;t relize that!<3 <3 
AngyBVabby! 
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 8:06 PM BSTI've known the girl for a long time on other forums but embarrassment prevents me from telling her how I feel on forums familiar to us both.
It may be easier on a new forum but I'm still not sure.
Ah. So she's not on this forum then? *reads more* Oh, she is. So you are a stalker.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 10:22 PM BSTForgive my ignorance but I thought this was a fun forum so why so much obvious aggression.
This place was recommended as being great and yet I'm being castigated for nowt.
It's not fun for others if we struggle to read your posts.
Please refer to the board rules: https://www.comedy.co.uk/info/terms_of_use/#BoardRules
My tip is to sniff her avatar. Then you'll know if you really love her, or whether it's just a lustful infatuation.
Quote: Aaron @ July 26 2009, 10:14 PM BSTBecause the laws of the English language dictate so.
And more importantly, I do.
Because the laws of grammar in the English language dictate so.