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Down the Drain

EXT. DAYTIME.

Neighbours BILL and DAVE peering down blocked manhole in DAVE's driveway.

BILL: Still blocked then?

DAVE: Yeah. Not to worry, the drain people should be here shortly.

A van screeches to a halt outside, three DUSKY MAIDENS in boiler-suits get out. They rush to the manhole with their equipment and have the blockage cleared in no time.

BILL: [Impressed] Wow! That was fantastic. So quick. Who are those people?

The DUSKY MAIDENS strip off their boiler-suits to reveal sequined evening dresses as they get back in the van.

DAVE: [Adoringly] Dyno-Rod and the Supremes.

What a groaner. :)

Very good; really enjoyed it.

I was expecting so much more... :)

Dan

Thanks for your time and feedback gents. Especially Don, because he liked it.

You missed out the "badoom-tish!"

As groaners go, it was a good groaner.

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 24 2009, 12:14 AM BST

As groaners go, it was a good groaner.

Mission accomplished then!

i like this one mate, very good ;)

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