I once say a gay guy with a curly tailed dog with lipstick carefully applied around it's anus 
I'm not joking,it was hilarious.
The funniest sight you've ever seen
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 6:02 PM BSTI once say a gay guy with a curly tailed dog with lipstick carefully applied around it's anus
Was it wearing a sign around its neck that said "kiss my ass"? Because it should have.
Quote: blackdahlia1 @ July 26 2009, 6:02 PM BSTI once say a gay guy with a curly tailed dog with lipstick carefully applied around it's anus
As sad as it is. I believe you. 
Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 6:08 PM BSTAs sad as it is. I believe you.
You're just saying that! 
Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 6:08 PM BSTAs sad as it is. I believe you.
Stuff like that wouldn't even merit a second look in San Francisco.
My mom has always been a bit lax when it comes to personal privacy. So, to prove a point, I used to walk into her room (she always leaves her door open while changing)and scream at the top of my lungs, usually while she was pulling her shirt over her head. There is nothing funnier than watching a person panic while trying to wiggle a shirt off their head. Pants are even funnier. Try it some time.
I love that!
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 26 2009, 6:13 PM BSTMy mom has always been a bit lax when it comes to personal privacy. So, to prove a point, I used to walk into her room (she always leaves her door open while changing)and scream at the top of my lungs, usually while she was pulling her shirt over her head. There is nothing funnier than watching a person panic while trying to wiggle a shirt off their head. Pants are even funnier. Try it some time.
I don't care how funny it is. I'm not walking into my mum's bedroom when she's dressing. 
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 26 2009, 6:13 PM BSTMy mom has always been a bit lax when it comes to personal privacy. So, to prove a point, I used to walk into her room (she always leaves her door open while changing)and scream at the top of my lungs, usually while she was pulling her shirt over her head. There is nothing funnier than watching a person panic while trying to wiggle a shirt off their head. Pants are even funnier. Try it some time.
I did that when she was in the bath.
I was then moved to a foster home, and my 'dad' used to walk in on me changing.
For a spin on Andrea's stunt, I sometimes like to hide in the bath when I'm visiting friends. You get in the tub and pull the shower curtain shut and wait.
After a few minutes, you will hear your friends calling you - do not reply, stay silent. Eventually, one of them will go into the bathroom, that's when you pounce.
BTW, I've never done that, but I'd like to think I would someday.
I like to piss in other peoples tubs I shoot high angle style over the shower curtain.
Looks like we're 2 halves of a sitcom scene.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 26 2009, 6:49 PM BSTFor a spin on Andrea's stunt, I sometimes like to hide in the bath when I'm visiting friends. You get in the tub and pull the shower curtain shut and wait.
After a few minutes, you will hear your friends calling you - do not reply, stay silent. Eventually, one of them will go into the bathroom, that's when you pounce.
BTW, I've never done that, but I'd like to think I would someday.
That would be brilliant!
Or, just when they call, don't answer, and when they come looking-even into the bathroom...even until they peel back the shower curtain!...still, don't say anything, and suddenly scream at one of your guests:
''DO YOU MIND! I'M IN THE FUCKING SHOWER!''
Just stood there looking at them, fully clothed, with an angry face.
Clingfilm over the toilet bowl. Hilarious in someone elses house.
When I was 7, I stuck tin foil over the toilet bowl and guess what. My dad noticed. Damn, got the joke wrong me thinks.