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I think everybody has at least one good Wienermobile story...I saw it while on vacation on the side of the road with a flat from the looks of it.

Warning for Leevil

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 19 2009, 9:56 PM BST

Warning for Leevil

Sandwich has ruined by bed!

Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 19 2009, 9:56 PM BST

Warning for Leevil

It's a good job I always carry my family jewels in my pocket (it has a hole).

The ribs I'm cooking for dinner are sending mixed messages. Were they raised on the border? Has Canada become the 51st state?

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Does this mean that although it died due to multiple gunshot wounds, whilst it was alive it had free healthcare?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 1:25 AM BST

Does this mean that although it died due to multiple gunshot wounds, whilst it was alive it had free healthcare?

The IV drip of maple syrup is what gives the ribs their great taste.

Probably you invaded by accident.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 1:33 AM BST

Probably you invaded by accident.

Most likely. Who would want to go to Canada on purpose?

Well. Who can answer that.

*Waits*

(SINGS) "It's not a real country anyway."

A shocking legal loophole discovered by authorities in Rhode Island.

While teens can't pump gas or climb ladders on the job because of protections in workplace laws, there is nothing on the books keeping 16- and 17-year-olds from stripping – as long as they're home by 11:30 on school nights.

Authorities discovered this loophole during a police investigation into a 16-year-old runaway found working at a strip club in Providence.

Rhode Island State Representative Joanne Giannini is working to change the law.

http://amfix.blogs.cnn.com/2009/07/24/legal-loophole-allows-rhode-island-minors-to-strip/

Bird flu. Into a spider's web. And was eaten. AIIIIEEEE!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3353693/Giant-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html

Arghhh!

Quote: DaButt @ July 26 2009, 5:20 PM BST

Bird flu. Into a spider's web. And was eaten. AIIIIEEEE!!!!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/3353693/Giant-spider-eating-a-bird-caught-on-camera.html

Coooool.

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