Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 1:34 AM BSTMy great-uncle invented 'Curly-Wurlys', but forgot to patent them and drank himself to death.
Really, really hot chocolate?
The phenomenal lie thread. Page 3
Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 1:37 AM BSTHow do you invent a Curly-Wurly?
Have a complicated shit.
I once vouched for Toyah Wilcox on a passport application.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 1:43 AM BSTI once vouched for Toyah Wilcox on a passport application.
Is this one actually true? It's just a hunch, as Quasimodo said to Esmerelda.
Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 26 2009, 1:45 AM BSTIs this one actually true?
It's a mystery.
Quote: Badge @ July 26 2009, 1:46 AM BSTIt's a mystery.
I like it 
Quote: Leevil @ July 26 2009, 1:37 AM BSTHow do you invent a Curly-Wurly?
Torturing a Chomp bar on a rack?
I narrowly lost out auditioning for a role in a ITV children's drama to Nigel Harman (who happens to be exactly 1 day older than me, having been born on the 11th August 1973).
Quote: Badge @ July 26 2009, 1:42 AM BSTHave a complicated shit.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 26 2009, 1:47 AM BSTTorturing a Chomp bar on a rack?
It's not you, it's me. (It was her actually).
I tell people I was shot in the back and still have my army tunic with the hole in it. Fact. I then decline to go into more detail.
Truth is, I was 15 and wearing an army-surplus tunic when I took an air-gun pellet. Still got the scar.
Not quite as heroic as it first appears.
I've told friends that I used to be in a gang and I have the scars to prove it. They're actually scars from moles I had removed that were borderline cancerous. But, they are in the typical spots where gang people get stabbed. This lie is 85-90% effective.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 9:34 PM BSTOk what's your most phemomenal lie?
It's got to be phenomenal, big and have the slightest smidgeon of truth.
Harder than you think...Right I'll start.
1 Sootyj has a 1000 strong ninja army who only serve me as I defeated each one of them in personal combat.
2 Radar love is an obscure porn film featuring a Jeremy Clarkson impersonator humping a radar dome at Goonhilly with a soundtrack by Golden Earing.
3 There was a version of coke in 1985 containing 50% nicotine called Smoka Cola.
I'm an ugly bugger
Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 26 2009, 10:14 AM BSTI've told friends that I used to be in a gang and I have the scars to prove it. They're actually scars from moles I had removed that were borderline cancerous. But, they are in the typical spots where gang people get stabbed. This lie is 85-90% effective.
