Quote: Aaron @ July 25 2009, 10:21 PM BSTI thought that this was going to be asking us what the best lie we've ever told is, not making up some random crap. What a disappointment.
I did go on a TV Gameshow once, when the host asked me what I'd spend my winnings on I said that I was going to pay off my girlfriends credit card.
I ended up spending the money on Booze & Drugs.
Well ok let's have some real lies we convinced people of.
1 I convinced a flat mate Ken Hom killed people for the Chinese Triads and could chop people into a 100 pieces before they died.
He went home at Christmas and told his family.
2 I also convinced a phone in Radio DJ that Roy of the Rovers was one of the Xmen.
Beat that!
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWell ok let's have some real lies we convinced people of.
1 I convinced a flat mate Ken Hom killed people for the Chinese Triads and could chop people into a 100 pieces before they died.
He went home at Christmas and told his family.2 I also convinced a phone in Radio DJ that Roy of the Rovers was one of the Xmen.
Beat that!
I convinced a Radio DJ that I was Wolverine from the Xmen.
I rubbed my chops up and down the phone.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:24 PM BSTWell ok let's have some real lies we convinced people of.
1 I convinced a flat mate Ken Hom killed people for the Chinese Triads and could chop people into a 100 pieces before they died.
He went home at Christmas and told his family.
That's more like it!
I was present on Apollo 20 when they brought back that alien from that crashed aircraft on the moon - even though the alien looked like a Russian.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFvG_EnUawk
Watch that! Real or just another hoax? Considering the prat can't spell Apollo...
I once told an ex-boyfriend that size doesn't matter, and another that I was joining the UN to clear land-mines in Angola. I still feel bad about those unexploded bombs...Does that make me a bad person?
See my profile: https://www.comedy.co.uk/user/Tuumble
Quote: AngieBaby @ July 25 2009, 11:34 PM BSTI once told an ex-boyfriend that size doesn't matter, and another that I was joining the UN to clear land-mines in Angola. I still feel bad about those unexploded bombs...Does that make me a bad person?
It makes you Princess Di
Some chums of mine student halls for a week covered one guys bedroom door in newspaper and sellotape. Then taunted him he was to much of a wimp to jump through it. Eventually he was so stung he would leap through said paper barrier, where a crowd of his flatmates would give him an uproarious cheer.
On the 5th day they added a table to his papery barrier.
The thump he made was apparently quite loud.
When I was 12 I recorded a series of French language educational audio programmes for use in schools, with a (then) young actress by the name of Helena Bonham-Carter.
I once made an amusing post on this thread.
Quote: Badge @ July 26 2009, 1:28 AM BSTI once made an amusing post on this board.
My great-uncle invented 'Curly-Wurlys', but forgot to patent them and drank himself to death. 
I'd go for a Curly-Wurly right now.
How do you invent a Curly-Wurly?
My earliest ancestor used to tell stories on stages and thus greated a gene in which the gene-carrier wouldn't be able to utter simple lines. Oh wait, this is all too true. Damn.