Carry on Luggage.
Someone at an airport has a rucksack with a pair of Boobs attached.
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Top of the strops.
Uninteresting pop program with grumpy teens.
Bear Grills porn survivor.
Bear tells about his harrowing career as a fluffer.
Quote: Fred Sunshine @ July 25 2009, 11:24 PM BSTCarry on Luggage.
Someone at an airport has a rucksack with a pair of Boobs attached.
Where's the plot? Oh yeah, it's a carry on. 
Steptoe and Bun
As the bottom falls out of the rag and bone market, Harold decides to open a bakers
The white and white minstrel show.
Nick Griffin likes to salute this program.
Carryon and Geff
Dismal Welsh sitcom about a man marrying a series of low grade comedy films.
Confessions of a pipe cleaner - 7 half hour episodes focussing on the private life of a pipe cleaner. Episode 1 bending over backwards to please Mrs Pipe Cleaner.
The Likely Lags - The life of men who put lagging around pipes to prevent heat loss. Episode 1 they get bored and lag each other's pipes with hilarious and sticky consequences.
George and Mildew - George fights a losing battle in trying to prevent mildew build up in his bathroom.
Terry (Venables) and June (Sarpong) - Terry sings racist songs really loudly into June's ear until it bleeds. With plenty of twists along the way.
Woggy and the Cockroaches - Lenny Henry battles an army of racist cockroaches in the Premier Inn, using only complementary tea stirrers.
"Casual Tea"
Boy George has romps abound with lurid tea parties in the Holby A&E cafeteria
Confessions of a heretic. Phwoor Robert Asquith gets hot under the collar when red hot Thomas De Torquemada burns him at the stake.
AM.I.HIGH - George Lamb tries copious amounts of drugs making him even more brain dead and strangely more arrogant.
Blow Job the builder - Airs this tuesday on the new post water shed childrens channel CBoobies.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 11:33 PM BSTConfessions of a heretic. Phwoor Robert Asquith gets hot under the collar when red hot Thomas De Torquemada burns him at the stake.
That's far funnier than it has any right to be
Jim-Bob & The Jet Set
Trailer trash gets a job as a rock star/pilot in this amnesia-swap-com.
Dan
Three And Out - Comedy-drama starring Mackenzie Crook, who is warned by his agent that if he makes one more dire British movie comedy, he'll have to go begging to Danny Cohen for a sitcom vehicle.
Brie and out.
McKenzie Crook is accused of being gay by the Sun because he bought some French cheese
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 26 2009, 12:00 AM BSTThree And Out - Comedy-drama starring Mackenzie Crook, who is warned by his agent that if he makes one more dire British movie comedy, he'll have to go begging to Danny Cohen for a sitcom vehicle.
What didn't you enjoy '3 and out'?!?!?! 
Mind you in comparison to a lot of British films it was bordering on watchable.
Star Trek the Vexed Generation
Captain Picard is perpetually annoyed for no good reason and Troi keeps sulking and pretending she isn't.
Thora the Sexplorer.
Thora Hyrd in nightmarish sex ed program written by Alan Benett.