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Quote: roscoff @ July 25 2009, 9:38 PM BST

Console Wave I'll be your friend :) I can fit you in Tuesday?

I will be at work.:P

You should've said,

"See you next Tuesday!"

Quote: Leevil @ July 25 2009, 9:53 PM BST

Leevil is fancying a bit of racism tonight... damn darkies!

Dude?

Quote: roscoff @ July 25 2009, 9:44 PM BST

I caught my penis in the fridge door (again). Any good?

Yowzer! I'm intrigued by what's so arrousing in your fridge? Could I have a peak?

Quote: Scottidog @ July 25 2009, 9:55 PM BST

Dude?

Don't worry, it's not directed at anyone. Just general racism. :)

So it's Colwin Powell youze got it in for?

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:00 PM BST

So it's Colwin Powell youze got it in for?

:D

Quote: Leevil @ July 25 2009, 9:57 PM BST

Don't worry, it's not directed at anyone. Just general racism. :)

Not directed at anyone white you mean...

Crack on, I'm not much a fan of Lenny Henry anyway..

Smarmy

Quote: Scottidog @ July 25 2009, 10:02 PM BST

Not directed at anyone white you mean...

No, not at all. Those damn whites can burn in ell, for all I care.

As the Great Michael Jackson once said.

Doesn't matter if you are 'Black Or White'

But he didn't mention is was ok to look a bit yellow.

And rather grey at the moment I suspect.

Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 10:06 PM BST

And rather grey at the moment I suspect.

It's still too soon for me.

I've literally ripped every one of my t-shirts, and sat on my knees in the kitchen belting out his tunes...

"A..aaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA"

I believe that's what Jordy Chandler sang after he played
"No pants hide and seek"
For the first time.

I would have let him f**k me for 20 million.

I'm the sure the bleeding arsehole would stop, before the money stopped.

I've got 20 quid? Now we've established the principle let's fix a price.

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