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Or 'pumpkin' with those measurements. See what I did there?

(a bad pun)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 3:57 PM BST

Or 'pumpkin' with those measurements. See what I did there?

(a bad pun)

Huh?

Easily remedied by a shot of punicillin*.

Anyway, 28 is a good age. I was 28 for years.

* A joke from Diff'rent Strokes

Quote: Marc P @ July 25 2009, 3:51 PM BST

That's Waistist!

Laughing out loud

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 25 2009, 3:58 PM BST

Huh?

Laughing out loud

Blimey, it's getting too complicated and I'm confusing myself now.

Quote: Kenneth @ July 25 2009, 4:00 PM BST

A joke from Diff'rent Strokes

And it's not often you hear those words in the same sentence.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 4:01 PM BST

And it's not often you hear those words in the same sentence.

I even bought the DVDs of The Facts of Life, the first spin-off from Diff'rent Strokes. It almost prompted me to start a thread titled 'Most Embarrassing DVD Purchase' - inquiring whether other people bought rubbish on DVD merely because it was dirt cheap and had tenuous links to something good.

I would have loved to be in the room when they pitched Diff'rent Strokes in the 1970s... "OK, so there's this rich white middle-aged man, who lives alone with his teenage daughter in a penthouse - No, nothing weird, honest.. So he decides to adopt two black boys, one of whom is a dwarf - Yeah, yeah, bear with me here..."

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 4:18 PM BST

I would have loved to be in the room when they pitched Diff'rent Strokes in the 1970s... "OK, so there's this rich white middle-aged man, who lives alone with his teenage daughter in a penthouse - No, nothing weird, honest.. So he decides to adopt two black boys, one of whom is a dwarf - Yeah, yeah, bear with me here..."

And of course the infamous paedophile special, no really there was one.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 25 2009, 1:29 AM BST

Get partying!! :)

Don't use 'party' as a verb. Unimpressed

Quote: Aaron @ July 25 2009, 9:10 PM BST

Don't use 'party' as a verb. Unimpressed

Somehow it comes as no surprise that "to party" is not a verb Aaron is familiar with.

Quote: DaButt @ July 25 2009, 2:37 AM BST

obvious homosexual tendencies

There must have been a lot I missed in the last couple of seasons.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 3:34 PM BST

*fights urge to comment any further, thinks of legal bills*

As long as you don't make any personal threats...

So is Tim 35 or 36?

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