Another outrageous bank charge for Leevil 
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Status report Page 922
Quote: Robert D @ July 25 2009, 12:58 PM BSTPeople can't ask for the impossible... well, they can but they hardly ever get it.
"Do you have any silly string?" I get asked quite often, which is obviously not impossible at all; but some people just give you a sinking feeling. Like, when someone looks bemused and asks if you have something obscure, like fireman helmets for babies...
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 25 2009, 5:16 PM BSTLike fireman helmets for babies...
OK. But just how many times have you been asked for that though? 
One fireman's and one policeman's in the last two days.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 25 2009, 6:46 PM BSTOne fireman's and one policeman's in the last two days.
But not for babies?
Both for babies! We don't have them though.
When they say babies do they mean over or under 12 months? Tell them to try Early Learning Centre. They have toddler size ones and baby's have quite big heads.
Under - these were 8 and 10 months. We always tell them that. And to go to the health centre for loos.
Why are you all not out it's a Saturday night? My excuse is I've been decorating and currently look like I have some disease which brings you out in white spots. Status = Knackered.
I am tired from work on Thursday and Friday and have no friends? 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 25 2009, 9:30 PM BSTI am tired from work on Thursday and Friday and have no friends?
I'll be your friend 
I can fit you in Tuesday?
Phenomenally bored, some one do something funny or interesting, I'll settle for tragic.
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 9:39 PM BSTPhenomenally bored, some one do something funny or interesting, I'll settle for tragic.
I caught my penis in the fridge door (again). Any good?
Quote: sootyj @ July 25 2009, 9:39 PM BSTPhenomenally bored, some one do something funny or interesting, I'll settle for tragic.
I had an ice cream today in the park.
Ahh, The Ice cream van man. The honest, hard working paedophile...
He gave a little boy a screwball.
Leevil is fancying a bit of racism tonight... damn darkies!