Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 3:21 PM BSTHendrix hated that album cover.
Made him throw-up?
Quote: Kenneth @ July 25 2009, 3:24 PM BSTApologies if this is inappropriate content.
Not really. Just looks like a promo shot for Calendar Girls - The Musical.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 3:26 PM BSTMade him throw-up?
Red wine, barbitutes and a tuna sandwich.
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 3:28 PM BSTRed wine, barbitutes and a tuna sandwich.
Was he always out of tuna?
Quote: Marc P @ July 25 2009, 3:40 PM BSTWas he always out of tuna?
Often. But if you take a load of acid before a gig what do you expect?
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 3:42 PM BSTOften. But if you take a load of acid before a gig what do you expect?
The horse to start dancing?
Rouse-ian Roulette -
Top television comic Rob Rouse plays Russian Roulette live on air. This week's gun: fully automatic Uzi.
The Famous G-Rouse -
Watch Rob Rouse get pissed on cheap Scotch and collapse in the street mumbling about a duck or something. Will his stream of urine stretch from the shop doorway to the curb? Tune in to find out.
Big Brother's Big Rouse -
Premier stand up and housewives' favourite Rob Rouse is sent to the Big Brother house. We then blow it up. (And then dig his body from the ruins and have a bukkake).
'Just B-rouse-ing' - Rob Rouse runs a second-hand book shop, a bit like Bernard's in Black Books, only not as funny. His assistant is played by Katy Brand doing one of her comedy accents. Guest starring Steve Edge as the second-least funny one from Phoenix Nights. From the team who brought you 'The Making Of... The Two Pints Musical'.
Rob-ocop - rob rouse's mum pushes him off a cliff to correct the mistake never having him aborted. But the police rebuild him using tin foil and empty Frey bentos pie tins and send him out to stop crimes against comedy. Episode 1 he executes the whole cast of coming of age.
Albert Fish and Chips.
Famous serial killer and cannibal runs a chippy with the 2 metrosexuals coppers from the seminal 70s series. They have some laughs, learn a little butcher and fry a few people.
'Dennis Nilsen Ratings' - "Always-on" comedy from the madcap world of the British rent-boy serial killer. Following a successful escape from a psychiatric prison, Dennis travels to the USA and embarks on a quest to find out what Americans are mostly-watching on TV. His preferred method is to spy on their telly habits from under the sofa before leaping out, killing them, chopping them up and putting the pieces down the drains.
Jeffrey Dahmer and Greggs.
Cooky hippy Jeffrey Dahmer opens a branch of Greggs unlike anyother.
The contents of the sausage rolls are ground up male prostitutes.
Edd Geins Yellow Submarine.
An animated wonder land, of clowns, unconvincing Beatles voices and violent murder.
Snooks.
Poorly researched and pointless spy drama. With all the parts played by an unapetising South African fish.
Felix dexters laboratory - follow him and his amazing efforts as he tries to create a woman that can cook the perfect curry using only his chemistry set and skin grafts from fern britton.
Dexter Morgan's Laboratory.
In Dexter's laboratory lives the smartest psycho you've ever seem
He drops bits of people in the Gulf stream.
Felix Dexter's Laboratory
Extremely popular show in which unlikeable mockney actor is chopped up by Dexter Morgan.
Inspector Coarse.
There's been a murder inspector.
F**k off Lewis you c**t.
Faggart - the gay dead Scottish detective.
4 Poofs and a Soprano - the 'gay mafia' wants to take you out and whack you.
Jew South - Canadian Mountie and Rabbi team up in this cross culture detective show.
Panda Valk
A big panda who lives on a canal boat and solves Dutch crime.
Renta boy Ghost.
Undead gay sex agency, probably not apropriate for BBC.