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How old are you? Page 4

I'm not lying Sebastian I'm 25. Seriously...No seriously.

Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ July 25 2009, 2:25 AM BST

Must admit I am now curious as to peoples ages. Are you all the age you claim you are? I have a suspicion you are all lying.

Lying about being 35 (soon to be 36)? It certainly would be the most cunning of ruses.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 25 2009, 2:26 AM BST

I hope you're not still practising you dodgy tit-cock-swapping bastard?!!

Only during bisexual swingers' parties.

Quote: DaButt @ July 25 2009, 2:26 AM BST

Only women lie about their ages. Along with some of the more effeminate BCG men.

And they're easy to spot, they over-compensate with their macho avatars.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 2:31 AM BST

And they're easy to spot, they over-compensate with their macho avatars.

By definition a cartoon infant with obvious homosexual tendencies cannot be macho, so that rules me out.

Quote: DaButt @ July 25 2009, 2:37 AM BST

By definition a cartoon infant with obvious homosexual tendencies cannot be macho, so that rules me out.

That's a very good point, well made.

But... er...

*runs away effeminately*

Well, I won't lie. I'm 32 and will be 33 in October. Ok, everybody else fess up.

No. Teary

I'm 30 years young but I'm still living like a student.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 1:59 AM BST

Let wing-ed angels wank thee to thy rest, sweet Prince!

:D

Quote: PhQnix @ July 25 2009, 1:28 AM BST

18! I defy you to find anyone younger, whilst Robyn is offline. Pleased

18! But I've only been so for about two weeks.:)

Press age 30. Due to go up to 31 in about 5 weeks.

53. And not a minute of those years wasted.

28 and a half

I tried to work out Chappers' age but I ran out of numbers...and my calculator batteries died...and my compooter blowed up...basically, I'm implying that he's old. (but loveable).

Quote: PhQnix @ July 25 2009, 1:28 AM BST

18! I defy you to find anyone younger...

17! Ha!

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