Quote: Nil Putters @ July 25 2009, 1:47 AM BSTI meant Tim's bollocks are bald and not old, not that I would know.
I shave them and send the clippings to the Blue Peter appeal. I've thatched a Kenyan village this year.
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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 1:46 AM BSTI have never had any hair on my back.
But your palms have a fine glossy coat.
So following a career in writing seems like something people consider in their 30s or have you folks been banging your heads against the keyboard/typewriter since your late teens? Or is this prying and veering from the original question? F**k it let's flout convention.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 1:48 AM BSTI shave them and send the clippings to the Blue Peter appeal. I've thatched a Kenyan village this year.
Although you can't shave then send clippings. Or clip and send shavings. If I didn't know better, from Chief Nutsack of the Stinky Hut tribe, I'd think you were lying!
Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 25 2009, 1:50 AM BSTSo following a career in writing seems like something people consider in their 30s or have you folks been banging your heads against the keyboard/typewriter since your late teens? Or is this prying and veering from the original question? F**k it let's flout convention.
Writing? Not me my friend, I can hardly read. All this is being narrated to me by Stephen Fry.
My ass does hurt now though, so I'm going to bed. 
(As Russell Brand) Noight Noight!
Well I've spent most of my life up til now in Horfied Prison, Bristol, after murdering some nosey c**t. But then Seefacts started visiting me to "add some real-life colour" to his sitcom pilot about nonces and I started the old comedy writing game. I have had much success over the last two years with numerous publications in the 'From The Mouths Of Babes' column in the Daily Mail coffee break section. I plan to teach children the meaning of laughter through neglect.
Quote: Badge @ July 25 2009, 1:40 AM BSTKilled it again Fred?
Give it time.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 25 2009, 1:54 AM BSTWriting? Not me my friend, I can hardly read. All this is being narrated to me by Stephen Fry.
Bless!
Let wing-ed angels wank thee to thy rest, sweet Prince!
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 1:56 AM BSTWell I've spent most of my life up til now in Horfied Prison, Bristol, after murdering some nosey c**t. But then Seefacts started visiting me to "add some real-life colour" to his sitcom pilot about nonces and I started the old comedy writing game. I have had much success over the last two years with numerous publications in the 'From The Mouths Of Babes' column in the Daily Mail coffee break section. I plan to teach children the meaning of laughter through neglect.
Uh-oh should I be worried? As you killed a nosey c**t and now I might appear a little nosey!
I know who you are Dr Walker, you treated me for gynecomastia and hypospadias in a never performed before double operation that went tragically wrong. I now have tits where my cock should be and moobs where my cock should be! Thanks!
40 going on 65 at work and 9 with the kids
Two score and six.
I have no idea what you're talking about. I wasn't there and certainly didn't allow my drunken mate to do the operation for a bet. BTW - you have settled your bill, haven't you?
Must admit I am now curious as to peoples ages. Are you all the age you claim you are? I have a suspicion you are all lying.
No I didn't pay and what's more I got £500,000 compensation. I thought you were struck off as well?! I hope you're not still practising you dodgy tit-cock-swapping bastard?!!
Quote: Sebastian Orange-News @ July 25 2009, 2:25 AM BSTMust admit I am now curious as to peoples ages. Are you all the age you claim you are? I have a suspicion you are all lying.
Only women lie about their ages. Along with some of the more effeminate BCG men.