*taps watch in apoplexy*
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*breaks rules just for the sake of it*
*chases Badge with rolling-pin in 'Tom & Jerry' fashion*
*has large lump on head hammered down until it protrudes elsewhere*
*waddles away in manner of large negro washer-woman and bakes a pie to place by an open window*
*goes*
*waits*
Quote: Badge @ July 25 2009, 12:55 AM BST*has large lump on head hammered down until it protrudes elsewhere*
*looks around*
*checks lady-traps*
*leaves quietly*
Finally home after another 15-hour day at the office. Settling into the Friday evening routine: beer on the deck, sunset, etc.
*hears lady-trap snap!*
*rushes in*
Oh, it's you, DaButt. Wotcha, mate. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 2:25 AM BST*hears lady-trap snap!*
Good luck you're a doctor and bad luck that my penis is so long. It's caught in the trap and I'll need your help removing it. Please remember that tugging on it will not be necessary after it's been extricated.
The neighbors are combating my Stooges music with Beatles songs.
IGGY ALWAYS WINS! 