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'The 1900 Rouse' (C4) - Rob Rouse dresses up as a Victorian chimney-sweep and tries to entertain an audience of women dressed as parlour maids with his 10 minute set about having sex with ironmonger's tools.

Rob's Spouse - Follow the absolutely pathetic stand up comedian as he tries desperately to dupe women in to going out with him. Episode 1 Rob stabs himself in the eye with a compass to get sympathy from a Nurse.

Rob Mouse - Rob Rouse uses Rick Moranis' shrinking machine to become as small as a mouse so he can finally fulfil his life long ambition of crawling inside orifices.

'Ca-Rouse-L' - Rob plays "Rob Gypo", who is in charge of the waltzers at a travelling fair. Every week he bemuses his punters with a 10 minute set about accidentally having sex with the 'Hall Of Mirrors'.

Two Fat Wankers

Hale and Pace travel the country on a motorbike and sidecar, with hilarious consequences.

Bargain Hunt

Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister) investigates the antiques fairs of Britain for criminal deals.
"This Royal Doulton jug is as fake as a tranny's fanny."

The Flesh Prince Of Bell End

Rob Rouse becomes a rent boy after a dip in work. Also features Ian Lee as cock number 3.
"Hard times. Hard cocks."

:D

Boy, we know how to take an idea an run with it without any thought of profit or gain.

Little Rouse on the Praire - story of the shamed midget brother who ran off with John Boy to start a farm in the States.

Rouse of the Rising Sun - Rob becomes landlord of his local pub

Bless this Rouse - Rob Rouse finds God

Man about the Rouse - Mystery man turns up at Rob Rouse's front door and has him taken away for scientific experiments

Quote: Tuumble @ July 25 2009, 2:17 AM BST

Boy, we know how to take an idea an run with it without any thought of profit or gain.

...or comedy! :)

Rouse Addicts Mad House - fans of Rob Rouse are injected with cocktails of hard drugs to stop them from wandering the streets.

Rouse in Laos - we send hilarious comedian Rob Rouse to Laos (with five kilos of heroin stuck up his arse). Watch him get pregnant in jail to avoid the death penalty.

Jade Goody's Exhumation Bukkake - starring Rob Rouse.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 2:24 AM BST

...or comedy! :)

:D

Rob in Hood

Mr Rouse travels to The Bronx where he tries his new Ali G impression.

Shown in memory of Rob Rouse 1974-2009.

rouse of cards.

Rob Rouse makes a house of cards, it looks quite good then he takes it down.

Finger Rouse

Yaffee washes his hands there's shit under his nails.

Ee bye-gumbo

A scruffy Yorkshire detective who's a bit Yorkshire if you get me drift.

"One more question where's the shite house pet? And could you stick the kettle on I'm gasping."

Laughing out loud @ Rob Rouse! (For once)

'Rabbi-Rouser'

Rob Rouse play hidden-camera TV pranks on groups of Hasidic Jews. The "hook" is... he does it on a Saturday!

(Sounds like "Rabble-rouser", you see?)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 2:12 PM BST

'Rabbi-Rouser'

Rob Rouse play hidden-camera TV pranks on Hassidic Jews. The "hook" is... he does it on a Saturday!

(Sounds like "Rabble-rouser", you see?)

He gets them to turn on light switches by paving their floors with them and they can't help but walk on them.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 25 2009, 2:14 PM BST

He gets them to turn on light switches by paving their floors with them and they can't help but walk on them.

:D

(That couple in the papers were barking, IMO.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 25 2009, 2:30 PM BST

:D

(That couple in the papers were barking, IMO.)

I think they used to be neighbours of mine. They liked my first name and then grilled me on my suitabilty to live in the neighbourhood. The fact my mother's mother's mother's mother was jewish kept them happy, until we were caught chatting to the Lebonese guy across the road.

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