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Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2009, 9:11 AM BST

Ellie won her touch rugby game last night, and played for another team straight after it... just for the hell of it.

Yes, I've heard that you sometimes play for the other team. ;)

;)

Saw a sick looking cat coming in. Like it had been hit by a car or something. Just been to look for it, though, but couldn't find it. Look again later.

Awww. :(

I don't know what I'd do if I hit a cat or dog. I'd be devastated. I'd have to knock on everyone's doors to see if I could find an owner. :(

Quote: chipolata @ July 24 2009, 9:52 AM BST

Just been to look for it, though, but couldn't find it. Look again later.

Were you planning on throwing it over into your neighbours garden?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 24 2009, 9:59 AM BST

Were you planning on throwing it over into your neighbours garden?

:D

No, I was going to call the RSPCA. Although to be honest he looked like he was going off to die. Animals do that. :(

Ellie has decided she's signing up to a half marathon for March next year - in Italy (or somewhere else abroad).

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2009, 2:48 PM BST

Ellie has decided she's signing up to a half marathon for March next year - in Italy (or somewhere else abroad).

Best place to do it, abroad that is... and half marathon. Good choice. I would personally go for the sixteenth of a marathon marathon. :)

Quote: EllieJP @ July 24 2009, 2:48 PM BST

Ellie has decided she's signing up to a half marathon for March next year - in Italy (or somewhere else abroad).

Isle of Wight?

Good on ya. :)

Leevil just found out that if you put a plastic handled knife into a hot oven - it explodes. Science is fun :)

Quote: Leevil @ July 24 2009, 9:26 PM BST

Leevil just found out that if you put a plastic handled knife into a hot oven - it explodes. Science is fun :)

Have you tried putting anything in a hot oven? Eh?

Like food.

I just finished another week of teaching 7-14 year old kids computers.
It ain't easy.

Try turning them off education and on again.

Robyn aches, has work every day next week, and is dreading the knowledge that as she works more days, it gets more and more likely that people she knows will turn up and ask her the impossible.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 25 2009, 11:26 AM BST

Robyn aches, has work every day next week, and is dreading the knowledge that as she works more days, it gets more and more likely that people she knows will turn up and ask her the impossible.

People can't ask for the impossible... well, they can but they hardly ever get it. :)

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