Spongebob Hoskins Squarepenis - Each episode focusses on his frustrating efforts to fit his squarepenis in to ill fitting holes.
Worst idea for a sitcom Page 75
Tee hee 
Stan has your liver.
Adam Ant desperately needs a liver transplant Stan Bordman is the only match, he's going to get the liver his money and his wife.
Brassed Hoff.
Story about a tragic exmining town given hope by it's team of David Hasslehoff impersonators.
NHS Doctor Who -
Daleks and Cybermen are forced to line up in the Tardis waiting room to be seen by the Doctor.
Ross Kemp On...Benefits -
The television world wakes up and realises that Ross Kemp's documentaries are a load of old shite and he becomes unemployed.
It Ain't Half Black Mum -
BBC Three documentary looking into the world of mixed race parentage.
Beast-enders.
Phil rapes a neighbours dog then punches a mirror.
Ah, my mistake, that was done with Kathy Mitchell in 93.
Ferris Beuller's Gay, Hoff
Comedy whereby random individuals question Mathew Broderick's sexuality with David Hasselhoff
I probably shouldn't let everyone know about this one because it's in development at channel 4 but here goes.
Mr Brains Faggots - A celebrity reality show where Mr Brain picks the best mincing celebrity and they avoid being minced that week, leaving the remaining mincing celebrities to mince it out in a public vote.
How Clean Is Your Rob Rouse? - Stars Rob Rouse.
Quote: Leevil @ July 24 2009, 9:17 PM BSTHow Clean Is Your Rob Rouse? - Stars Rob Rouse.
I love it! It's brilliant!!
Just one thing, any way of doing it without Rob Rouse?
I could kill him?
(Not here, Lee.)
I think the usual place is getting to full, and starting to smell too much.
Chortle's full already?
Well to be honest, it's always smelt. But yeah, it's chock-a-block!
Well just dump the bodies round the back of 'Friends Reunited' from now on. No-one ever goes there anymore...