I opened a random new thread and I'm going to type the first thing that comes into my head.
SCENE. INT. DAY. WATCH SHOP.
A MAN IS WORKING ON A WATCH A CUSTOMER WALKS IN.
MAN
Hi, I'd like to buy a watch please.
WATCHMAKER
Bout TIME! You got here (watchmaker giggles)
MAN
Yeah, well Tesco's is shut so I thought I would come here.
WATCHMAKER
Seems like they can't make the TIME! for you (again the watchermaker giggles)
MAN
Look mate I'm in a rush can I just have a digital watch or something please!
WATCHMAKER
Alright mate keep you HAT! On (watchmaker giggles)
END.
Oh yeah I forgot to mention it's a watch and hat shop... god I miss so many details out when I'm ill!
Damn you undercooked hamburgers and boredom!!!
