Some proper stinkers this week apologies for any pain experienced whilst reading them.
MOON LANDING VOX POPS
(ANGRY WOMAN) Of course it was a hoax, I mean who would believe Sting was *actually* walking on the moon?
(COCKNEY LAD) Yeah, I've been to the moon it was quality, I was walking all slow and doing a bit of golf and that…oh, hang on, no I think I was drunk.
(WELSH MAN) I was absolutely glued to my screen when they was walking on the moon. My 'ead just filled with questions, like what type of cheese *is* the moon made of?
(YOUNG DIZZY GIRL) It was amazing watching it on telly, but I thought, 'ang on why ain't Wallace and Gromit wearing space suits?' I mean, how did they breath up there?
GLASS CEILING BLOCKING TOP JOBS
(COCKNEY LAD) Nah, I don't fink there's a glass ceiling in my work cos I ain't got a university education but I'm still in charge of the fries *and* nugget sections.
(BRISTOLIAN MAN) Yeah, we've got a glass ceiling in our firm too; you can see all the suits walking above your head eating their lobster sandwiches.
SWINE FLU WEBSITE AND PHONE SERVICE
(OLDER WOMAN) Shame that specialist swine flu website weren't set up ages ago. I mean, when I went to my doctor with flu symptoms he checked my skin for crackling and gave me apple sauce to treat it.
FINI
