100 greatest BCG moments. Page 10

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 5:26 PM BST

The non-stop flirting between Tim Walker and Andrea Lynne came to a head in early 2010 when Tim flew to Tennesse to meet up with his transatlanctic lover.

How we all laughed when Andrea turned out to be a 50 year old unemployed truck driver named Burt Kawolski. Still, fair play to Tim, he'd flown all the way there and the two of them made a go of it.

After the civil union, they opened a business selling pink sheets to gay Ku Klux Klan members and now own the largest Muscrat breeding facility in the tri-state area. Thus making them the most successful people to have ever graced these forums.

They've lost contact with most of the BCG members, but DaButt did throw a rock at their trailer door as he was driving through town 5 months ago.

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Well...

I thought DaButt lived in Sara Palin's secret moon base? He certainly took a shot at me when I popped there with a bunch of flowers.

As soon as the BCG membership was near rivalling that of 'Chortle', Aaron decided to act. He sent out a secret dictat to all of us, that we should prepare for 'Operation Butler' aka the invasion of France. His plan was for his BCG army to march on Paris (via the Eurostar, naturally), with him dressed as Blakey from On The Buses. However, despite everyone putting themselves down as a "definite", on the morning in question no-one except zooo and EllieJP turned-up at Dover (with Ellie only coincidentally passing through on one her 96 mile runs).

Disgusted to be so cruelly let down, Aaron sold his shares in the BCG to Greenwich Carpet Madhouse (for £20 and an old video copy of Oh No! It's Selwyn Froggat! - signed by goldenlinx) and he and zooo sought political asylum in Austria: where they now run an English school for stereotypical foreigners with funny accents.

As you'll have noticed from his absence, he doesn't like to talk about the BCG anymore.

Though I have heard that Aaron still lurks; not on BCG obviously, but at bus shelters, school playgrounds, those sort of places...

I heard he rules over the dead and feeds off the living...

...ether that or he now works at PC world.

We were all chuffed when it came out that Stephen Fry had been a member of BCG. Then we found out he was frostboy.

How many sandwich related deaths am I up to now?

I remember when Leevil had a sex change purely for the purpose of seducing and marrying the CEO of Subway.

I remember when (insert poorly spelt and unfunny vingiette about Leevil, sandwiches and gayness...)

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 11:11 PM BST

I remember when Leevil had a sex change purely for the purpose of seducing and marrying the CEO of Subway.

I remember when (insert poorly spelt and unfunny vingiette about Leevil, sandwiches and gayness...)

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Sounds about right.

Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2009, 11:04 PM BST

How many sandwich related deaths am I up to now?

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I am not sure, but there wasn't a lot left of Nigel Kelly after the Breville toaster had finished with him.

I remember the night that cock left, there was much rejoicing.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 23 2009, 11:14 PM BST

I remember the night that cock left, there was much rejoicing.

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Not from Leevil, he loves cock...um, preferably in a sandwich.

Tickets are still available for Renegade Carpark's 'Grasping At Straws' tour.

I'll take two!

I'll take the rest and some programs. Molly has the runs....

Love ya really

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 11:19 PM BST

Not from Leevil, he loves cock...um, preferably in a sandwich.

Tickets are still available for Renegade Carpark's 'Grasping At Straws' tour.

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Does this involve you all in wrestling with our awful cabinet minister and his stoner son?