British Comedy Guide

Where does your name come from? Page 7

Would it be worth hacking a facebook account? To read emails or what?

Quote: Paul W @ July 23 2009, 6:08 PM BST

Bruger king rocks! I prefer it to maccys actually! tastes like a real burger.

You know with meat.

BK's beef does tend to be a bit better I think. But then it's many many years since I ate anything other than chicken in either!

Quote: Paul W @ July 23 2009, 6:23 PM BST

I'm going to a pub that sells a mixed grill that's bigger than my torso.

:O

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 23 2009, 6:49 PM BST

Aaron, why do you love junk food so much? It doesn't go with the rest of your persona at all.

What is my persona?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 23 2009, 6:50 PM BST

Would it be worth hacking a facebook account? To read emails or what?

Well prezunctly. It's quite, quite sad.

Nothing to fear from me, I have enough trouble getting into my own accounts.

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2009, 6:52 PM BST

What is my persona?

The anti-chav, anti-Northern, grammatically correct, Tory boy thing. :)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 6:55 PM BST

Nothing to fear from me, I have enough trouble getting into my own accounts.

Hang on, whay say that unless you're guilty, eh?

Are you Don Rushmore?

:D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 23 2009, 6:57 PM BST

Are you Don Rushmore?

No, I'm his actually his other child, Average-Looking Boy. :(

Mine's from "Green Wing". Sue says something about "She's [Caroline] just a scatterbrained floozy!" and Mac says "But I need the scatterbrained floozy..."

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 5:59 PM BST

Never been to Pizza Hut so dunno about that!

Please insert standard patronising joke about rustics and simple ways.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 7:16 PM BST

Please insert standard patronising joke about rustics and simple ways.

But that's your job, sooty!

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 7:16 PM BST

Please insert standard patronising joke about rustics and simple ways.

She's confused because it doesn't actully look like a hut. Will that do?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 6:39 PM BST

There was Papa Smurf, a whole load of male Smurfs, but only one woman Smurf in that family. Sounds like a dodgy set-up to me.

Donnie Darko answers this question fairly well. Personally I've always believed the Smurfs to be a race of immortal homosexuals.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2009, 7:15 PM BST

Mine's from "Green Wing". Sue says something about "She's (Caroline) just a scatterbrained floozy!" and Mac says "But I need the scatterbrained floozy..."

Ooh, I did wonder. Now I know! :)

Mine comes from my given name combined with my being small African child.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 7:17 PM BST

She's confused because it doesn't actully look like a hut. Will that do?

Hmm not bad.

An alternative would be it never took off in Devon/Cornwall/Dorset etc

was the rustics saying.

"Why would I want to eat part of my hut?"

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 7:17 PM BST

Donnie Darko answers this question fairly well. Personally I've always believed the Smurfs to be a race of immortal homosexuals.

I've always been led to believe that Smurfette is like the Queen in Aliens. Once every few years, she lays a thousand Smurf eggs and out pop the little blue f**kers.

Either that or the other female Smurfs were tramps, whores and harlots and were ritually massacred for their sinful ways.

Or the cat ate them coz chicks can't run.

Maybe the reason Gargamel is so mean is the Smurfs periodically f**k Azrael?

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