Mini Mars bars. They're much more palatable than the big ones.
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I agree. I always feel overwhelmed by a big one (oo err) But am quite content sticking a few small ones in my mouth (oo err missus).
Just had some Mexican fast food. Two beef tacos (corn tortillas, of course) with rice, re-fried beans and tortilla chips. What could be more authentic than a restaurant where the employees don't speak English?
Quote: DaButt @ July 23 2009, 7:09 PM BSTWhat could be more authentic than a restaurant where the employees don't speak English?
Come to Hackney DaButt, the entire borough is 'authentic'.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 7:12 PM BSTCome to Hackney DaButt, the entire borough is 'authentic'.
I doubt they're Mexicans. That border crossing would be quite a hike.
Gingerbread. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ July 23 2009, 7:20 PM BSTGingerbread.
You shouldn't eat your cottage, dear.
We didn't make a cottage. I might eat the gingerbread Jesus that Elliot made though.
I just made Mushroom Leek and White Bean Quiche, well two. It's still cooking, but fook me, I'm sweating.
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2009, 8:20 PM BSTI just made Mushroom Leek and White Bean Quiche, well two. It's still cooking, but fook me, I'm sweating.
Damn! It was good!
Feeling an urge for fried onions now.
Have spent the last hour trying to think up a Dominican Onion Torture sketch, but can't stop laughing at the news itself,
'The National Commission on Human Rights has documented dozens of cases in which police forced vegetables into victim's mouths.'
'But it was the first time the commission had heard about onions being used as weapons, she continued.'
"They have specialised in this technique. It appears that the onion has given them results,"
Every time I read this I can't stop laughing enough to think up my own sketch.
Bad Nonny, sick nonny.
Off to fry some weapons.
BLT sandwich for tea/supper. It was good 
I just ate a pound of fresh cherries. Commence countdown to bellyache and explosive diarrhea. 
Cigarettes
I like a good breakfast as much as the next guy, but this tattoo is a little too much.
