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It's starts with sniffing, but then there's snarling and biting. And fluids...

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 4:53 PM BST

A couple of years ago I went to buy a pack of beer at a local mini-market and was delighted to be asked for ID by the young shop-girl. I made a big thing of proudly revealing that in fact I was in my 30's, only to leave rather deflated when she told me that it was the owner's weird policy to ask that of everyone buying fags or booze.

Yeah, there is now challenge 25 in most supermarkets and there is talk of a challenge 30 for the future.

It used to be 27 here, but is now 45.

I think it's because the person who serves is personally responsible by law and gets a criminal record so they are trying to protect the individuals, not just the stores.

Yeah, if you sell to a minor here, you are personally responsible for a large fine, usually a few thousand.

I think it's only £100 here but you get a criminal record. It applies to anything age restricted, even things like party poppers and silly string....

Silly string is age restricted...I wish ours was.

...and glue and scissors!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 22 2009, 12:16 AM BST

Roo is regreting eating so much today.... KFC for dinner and Wimpy for lunch. Sick

*drools with wantage*

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 6:00 PM BST

...and glue and scissors!

Only strong glue and sharp scissors.

and silly string with razor blades in it.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:35 AM BST

It's only Chipolata syndrome if you're rubbing someone else's tummy. Preferably a nubile 15-year old young female.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 22 2009, 12:40 AM BST

The video everyone of my gen has seen is the naked family playing on the beach....

Bouncey bouncey?

Quote: Paul W @ July 23 2009, 6:01 PM BST

and silly string with razor blades in it.

Tis true! You have to be 16 to buy silly string! It's a health and safety thing. Most people don't know that though.

Quote: Aaron @ July 23 2009, 6:02 PM BST

Bouncey bouncey?

Sick

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 9:50 AM BST

On Friday I found a dead bird by the gate. Without thinking I threw it in the wheelie bin. Last night I opened the bin to find it heaving with maggots. Heaving. Anyway, still guilty about taking the neighbours toddler's wellies to a charity shop the other week, I waited until dark - why ruin the surprise! - and threw most of the maggots into their garden. Which means today that cheeky scamp next door will have a lot of new Wriggle Toys to play with - or even eat! Cool

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:47 PM BST

:O

There is a non lactose milk that tastes exactly like normal milk. Thank the good lord.
But tons of products/foods have milk IN them, that's the bit that sucks. Even the innocent looking sausage and mash oven meal I had today.
F**king stupid bloody flipping mash.
Teary

Aww. Go see the doctor.

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 4:49 PM BST

I try to avoid dairy (by choice :O!) and it is hard. But possible. I still eat milk chocolate, even though it makes me sick.

Why does it make you sick? I assume you've not got an allergy if you try to avoid it by choice...

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 6:03 PM BST

Sick

*snigger*

I don't remember watching any videos in school. Whistling nnocently

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 6:10 PM BST

As long as you haven't been looking in my special 'Wealthy Dowagers With Chokers' folders.

Laughing out loud

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 23 2009, 4:21 PM BST

I'm 32 and he's 28. So I don't think I'm a cougar, if that's what you're wondering.

People have thought my husband was my dad. Or my older brother.

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