I'm majorly sucking at selling topical gags these days, where am I going wrong?
The goverment has defended using non medical staff on it's Swineflu helpline.
That helpline got me slapped. I called the number and they told me to switch the missus on and off twice then reboot her.
Silvio Berlusconni has been caught on tape asking a high class hooker to have unprotected sex with him.
About time the little prick was finally exposed.
Osama Bin Laden's son has been killed by a US missile in Pakistan.
I guess when the American's say they'll give naughty kids a rocket they really mean it.
The headmaster who installed 68 cameras in his school denies he's acting like Big Brother.
We've got 3 times as many viewers as Channel4 he said.
Alan Sugar's gaining a seat in the Lords this isn't the government trying to be cool.
Said Home Secretary Katy Price.
New MP expenses bill rushed through parliament. MP's allowed upto £500 with out a receipt.
Westminster canteen cheese sandwich now costs £499.99
Nurse freed from carboot is deeply upset.
It's the only place she could afford to live in London.
