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Chipolata's in a different place today. He hates it when his normal routine is disrupted. 
Had a great time go-karting last night. There was this little pissant kid who was cussing out anyone who passed him, so I took great pleasure in nudging into his car, causing him to spin out on 6 different occasions. My kids were so proud!
There's nothing better than exacting revenge on kids. They just don't anticipate adults doing it, which makes all the more fun.
It was the first time I've ever swore at a child that wasn't my own. I rear ended him, spun him out, said "Take that, ya little shit!" and went on my merry way.
I can't remember where I heard it, probably on here. But something about a little shit bag of a kid that was biting people in a supermarket, and when he bit this guy he just turned around and screamed "noooooo, I have aids"... and just walked away leaving the mother and child in totaly shock! He didn't really.
I have a very high tolerance when it comes to small inconsiderate children. But this boy, whose name was Stevie (I think that explains a lot) kept running into my son, who is an excellent go-kart driver. I just got to the point where I thought he should be taught a lesson, especially when his 400 pound mother was driving the exact same way. I've done my good deed, which I hope brought balance to the world in some great cosmic sense.
It's a pet hate of mine when parents won't control their kids. YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THEM, GET A BACKBONE!
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 3:27 PM BSTIt's a pet hate of mine when parents won't control their kids. YOU ARE BIGGER THAN THEM, GET A BACKBONE!
Family reunions on my husband's side are always interesting, because all of his cousins have kids that run rampant. They have tantrums, talk back, and are very disrespectful to all adults. They discipline by saying things like, "Mommy doesn't like that." My kids are always the best behaved and they ask what I do and I always say, "Well, I'm the adult and they know that." One of my husband's aunts is always wanting to take our kids to do stuff because she can't stand her own grandkids. Makes me smile.
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 3:27 PM BSTYOU ARE BIGGER THAN THEM, GET A BACKBONE!
I bet you're not, Roo. 
I'm 5ft 6 without heels! I'd squashed them like bugs. MUH HA HA HA HAAAAA!
I know it sounds nuts but I've always wanted to be short 
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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 3:40 PM BSTI know it sounds nuts but I've always wanted to be short
Easy, surround yourself with very tall friends and buy some over-size furniture! And don't ever wear heels. (My ex- is 4ft 11)
Thank you, I get mistaken for being underage enough at it is!
Getting refused by Blockbuster for a 15 cert film was shameful and very annoying. I didn't have and ID on me. >_<
When you're in your 30s you'll look back on those times with fondness.