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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 23 2009, 2:17 PM BST

I saw her as an uneducated young woman who came from a terribly under-privileged background, who didn't really stand a chance at being any different.

With a f**king annoying voice.

The Sunday Times had a charming article suggesting her cervical cancer proved she was a slag or had been sexually abused as a child.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:19 PM BST

The Sunday Times had a charming article suggesting her cervical cancer proved she was a slag or had been sexually abused as a child.

Yeah, and Barry Sheen f**ked a toaster.

Did the Sunday Times say that? It's alot worse than the Sun or the Mail given half a chance.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:19 PM BST

The Sunday Times had a charming article suggesting her cervical cancer proved she was a slag or had been sexually abused as a child.

:O

They had an even more horrible article about sexuals assaults in South America. They seem to have atleast one big misogynistic article an issue.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:33 PM BST

They had an even more horrible article about sexuals assaults in South America.

No one likes to be touched south of the Equator.

Except a few judges and MPs.

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For Ruby! :D

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Here's a proper present for Ruby from me.

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XX <3

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

My first step towards world domination.

We have a huge column of Hello Kitty balloons at work. Pleased

The Hello Kitty vibrating massage wands were also popular.

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On an indirectly-related topic, I have a lovely X-Ray from my days working in A&E, of a man with a Barbie doll stuck up his rectum. (To stay on-topic, he didn't mention whether or not it had been a gift.)

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 24 2009, 3:08 PM BST

On an indirectly-related topic, I have a lovely X-Ray from my days working in A&E, of a man with a Barbie doll stuck up his rectum. (To stay on-topic, he didn't mention whether or not it had been a gift.)

I know a woman who had to have satsuma segments removed from an orifice. And no it wasn't me. But she may have known Chip.

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