I haven't been around for a while but reading a few of the other postings gave me this idea and I thought I'd share it.
DAVID IS WALKING UP AN EMPTY ROAD WITH HIS COAT HUNG OVER HIS SHOULDER. HE WALKS INTO A FIELD AND BEGINS PICKING CORN.
GREEN GIANT: (VO)
What the f**k are you doing?
DAVID DROPS THE CORN LOOKS ROUND AND SEE'S THE GREEN GIANT TOWERING OVER HIM
DAVID:
I'm so hungry, I'm just taking a few to keep me going.
DAVID BEGINS TO PICK UP THE CORN
GREEN GIANT:
Look mate all f**king day I stand here...for what? To give free corn away to anyone that's hungry? I don't think the farmer would have gone to the trouble of employing a fifty foot green giant to guard a field of corn he planned to give away for f**k all now would he?
DAVID:
I guess not. But look I'm going to take a few anyway, now why don't you go and do something useful before I get angry.
GREEN GIANT:
Listen you little pri...
DAVID:
(INTERUPTS) I'm warning you. Don't make me angry.
GREEN GIANT:
Or what pipsqueak?
DAVID TURNS INTO THE HULK, THE TWO THEN LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND EMBRACE.
GREEN GIANT:
I've been so lonely.
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