Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 2:26 AM BSTMore pithy, but doesn't scan well. I'm a stickler for form.
Yeah. I'm more relaxed. If it's short and amusing then it gets a tick from me. 
However, I do find this one a bit crap.
The Whole New Me
I've had rhinoplasty, liposuction
Breast augmentation, hip reduction
I look five years younger
And two stone lighter
My breasts appear perter
My tummy's tighter
The finishing touches
To 'The Whole New Me'
A brand new husband and
Vaginoplasty
*puts head round door, looks in*
This thread is playing havoc with my sleep patterns
I am freshly showered. I didn't want to stink up the thread.
I've put on my lucky deodorant and set my lady-traps...
*crouches, waits*
*leaves thread before getting roped in as wingman*
I don't need no help! Not with my big penis trick. 
*re-enters thread to steal Tim's magnifying glass*
You want to see my big penis trick?
I told you to tie a brightly colour piece of string around it, Badge.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 24 2009, 2:26 AM BSTYou want to see my big penis trick?
If it involves seeing your penis. Then, yes. What are you waiting for?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 24 2009, 2:26 AM BSTYou want to see my big penis trick?
I'm all ears.
PENIS!
Quote: Leevil @ July 24 2009, 2:27 AM BSTI told you to tie a brightly colour piece of string around it, Badge.
I did and it still looked like a penis.
Put it away, Tim. I'm trying to eat (my penis).