No Dwayne Dog Chapman is always on my mind, he's like a none singing, justice Elvis.
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An Audience with Jade Goody Hosted by Derek Acorda -
Does this show even need an explaination?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:18 AM BSTAn Audience with Jade Goody Hosted by Derek Acorda -
Does this show even need an explaination?
Except that poor old Derek would even manage to f**k-up her biographical details.
She thinks I'm hungry? She's offering me a kebab.
Bid Up TB
With Swine Flu seen as a disease for the commoner. Wealthy celebs pay top dollar for a more exotic illness.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 23 2009, 2:28 AM BSTBid Up TB
With Swine Flu seen as a disease for the commoner. Wealthy celebs pay top dollar for a more exotic illness.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 23 2009, 2:28 AM BSTBid Up TB
The Tommy Hill Show
Basically a Benny Hill show hosted by Tommy Sheridan.
The All-New Two Ronnie Show
Ronnies Biggs and Sullivan host 'new' East London variety. 18-rated for shock and gore.
Matilda The Hun
Spin-off sitcom from Roald Dahl's famous book/film, where Matilda is all grown-up and uses her powers of telekinesis and crazy feminism to rape and pillage her way to power.
Newsjill
Ridiculous attempt at sexual equality by BBC Radio 7.
Dan
Plagiarised (and verging on offensive):
They've fallen from grace and favor, but these recently deceased department store staff are about to discover that being a stiff has never been so funny.
Are you being observed.
Young Mr Grace installs cctv in the department stores toilets and changing rooms.
Nice one Kenneth, to follow on from that.
Dad's Army of Darkness -
Actor Ian Lavender (Private Pike) is struggling to get decent gigs and realises that he was at his most popular during the Dad's Army years. He hatches a plan to bring all of his old chums back from the dead using voodoo witch craft. In typical Dad's Army style, it all goes hilariously wrong and the undead Home Guard go on a cannibalistic rampage in Walmington-on-Sea.
TV Guide says: You're all doomed!
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:21 PM BSTAre you being observed.
Young Mr Grace installs cctv in the department stores toilets and changing rooms.
You've all done very well.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:21 PM BSTYoung Mr Grace installs cctv in the department stores toilets and changing rooms.
They've already done that episode in AYBS, except it was Mr Rumbold who had the CCTV installed (purportedly to combat shoplifting) and then perved on the staff. Episode 'Big Brother' from Series 2.
I rarely watched the show.
They didn't have footage of him abusing himself whilst Molly Sugden dried her sopping pussy on camera? Whilst Mr Humphries choked him with a pair of tights?