High praise indeed.
Does anyone remember when they found Osama Bin Laden hiding in an unread Sootyj skit in critique? Aparently it was the last place anyone looks for anything.
100 greatest BCG moments. Page 7
On the kitchen table?
eh?
Another tragic loss in 2010 when Gordon Brown choked to death on some brown bread in front of a group of Brownies during an electrical brown out at Brown's restaurant whilst holding a dinner for James Brown.
The number of resulting puns that formed in sootyj's mind was too much to bear and unfortunately, his head popped off.
We will miss you sootyj.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:03 AM BSTeh?
Sorry. Mind wanders. 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:04 AM BSTWe will miss you sootyj.
Who's sootyj?
If you look in the mirror the guy breathing down the back of your neck
Oh, right. You should've stayed in bed. I was just about to come join you.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:04 AM BSTAnother tragic loss in 2010 when Gordon Brown choked to death on some brown bread in front of a group of Brownies during an electrical brown out at Brown's restaurant whilst holding a dinner for James Brown.
The number of resulting puns that formed in sootyj's mind was too much to bear and unfortunately, his head popped off.
We will miss you sootyj.
Fortunately the brain is what I use for my thinking.
Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2009, 2:05 AM BSTWho's sootyj?
Me-to the-ow pussy cat. 
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:06 AM BSTFortunately the brain is what I use for my thinking.
Is it?
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:05 AM BSTIf you look in the mirror the guy breathing down the back of your neck...
...is me. And behind me with an aubergine is sooty.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:06 AM BSTMe-to the-ow pussy cat.
If Felix me. I'm outta here.
Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:06 AM BSTFortunately the brain isn't what I use for my thinking.
Mostly I just store sandwiches up there.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 2:07 AM BST...is me. And behind me with an aubergine is sooty.
That's no aubergeine, it's Seefacts you put the gag on to tight.
In late 2009, after one gay molestation joke too many, Leevil successfully sued the BCG for sexual harrassment and was awarded a whopping £18.75. He then spent the money on sandwiches (and rent boys).