100 greatest BCG moments. Page 6

Boy was I embarassed when I found out both Ruby and Nils were porn bots programmed in East Germany in the 70s.

Seefacts BAFTA? Wasn't that the special one for single handedly anihilating the sitcom genre?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 10:45 PM BST

I remember hey_nonny being arrested in Canada for trying to dig up James Doohan's corpse. He kept screaming about flux capacitors and killing Hitler as he was dragged away by Mounties.

It was nothing compared to Chapper's table top strip tease at the BCG Meet Up back in '09. Thankfully, a descretely placed bag of pork scratchings saved a lot of blushes that day.

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Those weren't pork scratchings...

I was depressed when I found out that none of you existed - you were all part of the trap that is BCG. You were all 'bots' trying to capture and torture me... well, that never happened... but I can dream.

And then you dreamed about the unicorn...

I did... didn't I? Care to remind me...

You know when you realised you were a replicant like Rutger Hauer only you forgot. But it was really hard to tell cos they took the narration away and it's like a really complex film and everyone mumbles.

But that bit with the unicorn means you're a replicant or a unicorn or Donni Darko or something.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 1:35 AM BST

You know when you realised you were a replicant like Rutger Hauer only you forgot. But it was really hard to tell cos they took the narration away and it's like a really complex film and everyone mumbles.

But that bit with the unicorn means you're a replicant or a unicorn or Donni Darko or something.

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OK. Yeah... I remember that one.

Remember that period in 2012 when the advertising influence on the BCG went a bit too far? Everyone's screen name had to be prefixed with 'Mc-' and all signatures were changed to 'Happy Meal? - Yum, yum! '. Aaron changed his name by deed poll to 'Ronald'?

McTim Walker

No?

Leevil-Whopper.

I remember when Dog the Bounty nabbed half a dozen users and lectured them about the sins of sitcom writing.

Tragedy struck in 2011 when Leevil was invited to have a 'sausage sandwich' with Michael Barrymore and Christopher Biggins.

The poor kid never stood a chance and was found wandering the streets of Hampstead saying 'That's not mayo' over and over again.

I don't know how we survived the scandal when The Sunday Times broke the story that the sketches Mikey J posted in Critique were in fact coded messages for terrorist sleeper cells. Somebody should have smelt a rat...

I died two sandwich related deaths, that makes me... hungry.

Yes

Knock knock
Who's there
I wanna p
I wanna poo
Kill all infidels!

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 1:54 AM BST

I don't know how we survived the scandal when The Sunday Times broke the story that the sketches Mikey J posted in Critique were in fact coded messages for terrorist sleeper cells. Somebody should have smelt a rat...

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>_<

Sorry, just trying to use all these faces.

Quote: Leevil @ July 23 2009, 1:55 AM BST

I died two sandwich related deaths, that makes me... hungry.

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No, wait Rob. No more faces.

*Tells self off*

To be fair, they weren't always that obvious, sootyj. Or funny.