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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Showing people a dead dog always brings the mood of the room down. I learnt that from my stand-up days.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Showing people a dead dog always brings the mood of the room down. I learnt that from my stand-up days.

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One word - YUCK.

Too soon?

Too late?

Somewhere in the middle?

Renegade you just made my insomnia a 1000 times worse.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 12:05 AM BST

Sorry Ruby. I got you a puppy to make up for it.

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Aaw, it's so cute Hug Hug <3 Lovey <3 Lovey

Stop posting pics of your latest sexual conquests it impress's no one.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:16 AM BST

Renegade you just made my insomnia a 1000 times worse.

Stop posting pics of your latest sexual conquests it impress's no one.

Laughing out loud Teary Laughing out loud Teary Laughing out loud Teary

An odd mix.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:16 AM BST

Stop posting pics of your latest sexual conquests it impress's no one.

Straight after I was done, the rotting c**t split on me.

Yes, the old ones are the old ones ladeez and gennermen.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:22 AM BST

Straight after I was done, the rotting c**t split on me.

Yes, the old ones are the old ones ladeez and gennermen.

Eh? Sick

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 23 2009, 2:22 AM BST

Straight after I was done, the rotting c**t split on me.

Yes, the old ones are the old ones ladeez and gennermen.

Well say what you like about necrophilia, but a shovels cheaper than dinner and flowers.

Plus my conquests to date include; Princess Di, Jade and Heath Ledger.

Quote: sootyj @ July 23 2009, 2:24 AM BST

Well say what you like about necrophilia, but a shovels cheaper than dinner and flowers.

Plus my conquests to date include; Princess Di, Jade and Heath Ledger.

And there's no cuddling afterwards.

Is the implication that Jade Goody is a 'dog'? Why?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 23 2009, 9:22 AM BST

Is the implication that Jade Goody is a 'dog'? Why?

No, the implication was 'dead dog'.

How dare you? Jade was a loving mother, a talented mega star and one of the greatest philosophers of our time. Her tragic death only reinforced the fact that she was more loved by the British people then Mother Teresa, Winston Chuchill and Princess Diana combined.

When the Government refused to lower the mininum age for having a smear test, the BBC News reported 'Did Jade die in vain?'.

Which was ironic, as she lived her whole life in vain.

I saw her as an uneducated young woman who came from a terribly under-privileged background, who didn't really stand a chance at being any different.

With a f**king annoying voice.

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