The Pressie thread 2! Page 5

That is soooo bad, but it made me laugh.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 12:03 AM BST

Your cake of iced burger delight does nothing for my soul.....

NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That is so sad..

(I'm aware I'm too soft)

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 23 2009, 12:06 AM BST

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Showing people a dead dog always brings the mood of the room down. I learnt that from my stand-up days.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 12:10 AM BST

Showing people a dead dog always brings the mood of the room down. I learnt that from my stand-up days.

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Care to develop this... I need a good laugh.

The worst bit was that the kid was still inside.

That was seriously funny Renegade, but very naughty so bend over and take your beatings.

Quote: The Giggle-o @ July 23 2009, 12:12 AM BST

Cruel but funny. I'm left feeling amused and guilty.

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SNAP!

It's like having sex.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 23 2009, 12:13 AM BST

It's like having sex.

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But with no money on the dresser in the morning.

Edited reply apologies! But the edited one still stands.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 12:14 AM BST

But with no money on the dresser in the morning.

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Do they do that to you often?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 12:14 AM BST

But with no money on the dresser in the morning.

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And no galloping knob rot. Is that the correct medical term Tim?

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 23 2009, 12:14 AM BST

But with no money-shot on the dress in the morning.

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Only if it's at my house, otherwise I keep the payment in a hipbag. The docks are dodgy at night.....

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 23 2009, 12:16 AM BST

And no galloping knob rot. Is that the correct medical term Tim?

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Yes. Yes it is.