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Postman Kev
A sitcom about an actor going to a small dreary scottish town to learn the ropes of being a postman. He chooses to improvise scenes of posting letters and coming up with 'inspirational speeches' about being a postie much to the contempt of all the postal workers.
It will be a bit like a weird version of the office.
Quote: James Turner @ July 22 2009, 9:14 PM BSTPostman Kev
A sitcom about an actor going to a small dreary scottish town to learn the ropes of being a postman. He chooses to improvise scenes of posting letters and coming up with 'inspirational speeches' about being a postie much to the contempt of all the postal workers.
It will be a bit like a weird version of the office.
Oi ironically crap ones only! That one could be really good fun.
'Hey! What's the deal with that?!' -
American sitcom featuring a load of attractive, multi-racial slackers sitting around doing not much. In the pilot episode, they discuss why Pringles are oval shaped and Doritos are triangular shaped whilst saying 'Hey! What's the deal with that?!'
TV Guide Review: 'Hey! What's the deal with that?!' is so funny, that you'll grow an extra anus and shit yourself inside out.
Capitain ONE
It's a physical comedy about the struggles of life of a french guy who wears a superman costume with the number 1 on it. The only thing he can say is "ONE". His backstory is that he was a reality TV star and used to be big in Japan going to the number conventions.
When he isn't capitain one his alter ego is a guy in a tweed suit, a bow tie, a beret, pair of glasses and a pair of wellies. He doesn't say anything because all he can say is "ONE" and it would give his identity away.
It would have some social commentary of dealing with the public, going to the dole office and trying to get a job.
Death Metal Gardener's Question Time
Assorted death metallists, satanists and necrophiliacs give their horticultural tips to octagenarians.
Twenty Thousand League Of Gentlemen Under The See Saw Marjorie Daw
Sitcom set in an underwater playpark with an array of abnormal characters which include midget scuba diving cops, a musician who plays slide and a drug dealing fish.
Rolf Harris hospital
Each week a collection of animals present a show showing Rolf Harris in a variety of ways being kept in a farm environment, playing his wobbleboard and then getting put down. Cue string pulling music.
That was just a joke, I actually like rolf harris. 
Can you see what is yet?
Rolf Harris sexually harrases the severely short sighted.
Can you guess what it was yet?
Rolf Harris scrapes up roadkill with a shovel and asks children to identify them.
Tie me Kangaroo down sport
Its bondage meets bestiality in this shocking new direction for Rolf. Includes graphic scenes involving the digeridoodoo.
Two Little Boys.
New from Rolf. Only available in Thailand.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 22 2009, 11:03 PM BSTTwo Little Boys.
New from Rolf. Only available in Thailand.
Is it cos I is white.
A political satire about Nick Griffin getting bullied at the European parliament and having a nervous breakdown by doing Basil Faulty hitler impressions.
And Now Its Mime For The Gallery
The resurrected but badly decomposed corpse of Tony Hart has his arm raised by Morph indicating where the Gallery is.
"Essential viewing, it's the cravat that does it for us." - The Gay Necrophiliac Society.