Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 7:12 PM BSTHere are some presents to myself -
I think I'd be quite happy with this lot.
You want to be Scarface, basically?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 7:19 PM BSTIn my personal experience (limited) they're not. However, the internet seems to prefer them unshaved. Or with an unexpected cock.
Yes, tis odd.
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 7:35 PM BSTYou want to be Scarface, basically.
Yes, but without the scar or the drugs - or wanting to shag my sister.
Re: Jap Beaver -
Japanese censorship laws state that you can't show a woman's genetalia in any detail, so they grow the 'wintercoat' to get round it. They also have something called a 'Murkin', which is a pubic wig I believe.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 7:19 PM BST
In my personal experience (limited) they're not. However, the internet seems to prefer them unshaved. Or with an unexpected cock.
That's all well and good, RC, but I personally don't like a mouthful of pube, so what are you going to do about it?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 7:51 PM BSTThat's all well and good, but I personally don't like a mouthful of pube, so what are you going to do about it?
Report you to the child sex offender register?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 7:48 PM BSTRe: Jap Beaver -
Japanese censorship laws state that you can't show a woman's genetalia in any detail, so they grow the 'wintercoat' to get round it. They also have something called a 'Murkin', which is a pubic wig I believe.
Ah.
F**k! Walked into that one, didn't I?
You win this round... 
I don't know what present I'd like at the moment...
Probably a holiday and a cleaner.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 7:51 PM BSTThat's all well and good, RC, but I personally don't like a mouthful of pube, so what are you going to do about it?
I don't mind it. If you're going south, and need a break. You can store stuff in there, like food or a book. This isn't a reflection of my current relationship of course. Nicely trimmed might be the words I'm looking for. But I'll stop talking...
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 22 2009, 7:55 PM BSTI don't know what present I'd like at the moment...
Probably a holiday and a cleaner.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 7:58 PM BST
Whey!!! My old house! 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 7:58 PM BST
My first girlfriend.
I'm better off at home.
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 7:59 PM BSTMy first girlfriend.
Did she suck Lee?
She did suck Lee 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 22 2009, 7:58 PM BST
What's the vacuum cleaner want with the dustpan-and-brush set, eh? Eh?