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Baking The Dead

Caroline Quentin and Steve Edge star as husband-and-wife undertakers who, down on their luck and with five children to support (one autistic, one black, one in a wheelchair, one a gay deaf lesbian), come up with ingenious method to make a bit of extra money, by opening up a restaurant. Cue some crazy cannibalistic cooking... and big laughs. (Guest stars Kris Marshall as the Elvis-obsessed health-and-safety inspector.)

Thai Family- Hilarious sit-com about a down at heals Asian family who decide to sell their 12 year old daughter into the sex trade. Stars The Krankies and Joanna Lumley.

'I Was A Mountie'

Sitcom about this guy who used to be a mountie. He isn't anymore. He still has the jacket though. Strictly speaking he should of handed it in on his last day.

Stuffed and Mounted a very greedy RCMP who also happens to run a taxidermists.

Ho-De-Ho. The sequel to Hi-De-Hi

Set in Santa's grotto.

Dan

Quote: Matthew Stott @ July 22 2009, 1:22 PM BST

'I Was A Mountie'

Sitcom about this guy who used to be a mountie. He isn't anymore. He still has the jacket though. Strictly speaking he should of handed it in on his last day.

Laughing out loud

'Five Planes Or Less'

Sitcom about a man who works on the 'Five Items Or Less' cigarette & lottery counter at the supermarket but, in order to gain an inheritance from his wacky dead uncle, has to work for a year as an air traffic controller! Trouble is, he gets into all sorts of hilarious scrapes when he has more than five aeroplanes to control!

With real ho's?

Keeping Up Disappearances. Sit-com featuring the McCann's and a Portuguese bloke.

The final draw.

A great little comedy about three women with rollers and a friendly cheeky chappie gaffer that work in a cigarette factory who joke about their weary grim up north exstistence to offset the daily misery in their lives. Eventually the gaffer gets cancer from smoking and bravely laughs in the face of it with his humerous anecdotes and tales about the cigarette factory. He has great fondness of the factory workplace but it is in a really bittersweet tone.

Or you can have 'The private life of Adolf Hitler' sort of a Faulty Towers comedy surrounded by nincompoops.

Or you can have a bunch of clucking hens in the washhouse lamenting on their lonliness and struggle with poverty.

Oh hang on the last one has already been done, written by Tony Roper.

A sitcom about five friends who work together herding buffalo. One has the opportunity to open a dry cleaners, but has an unbelievable aversion to starch. He leaves the herd, only to be replaced by his 85 year old grandmother, who has a fondness for malt liquor and male escorts. The remaining herders live in fear because the old lady is a rather naughty sleepwalker.

Is this a case of "write about what you know", Andrea? ;)

Ground Hog Lay.

Bill Murray has to break out of his looped day by shagging a small furry mamal not attached to thingy the dull actress.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 7:12 PM BST

Is this a case of "write about what you know", Andrea? ;)

Well, yes. Smarmy

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