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Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 6:03 PM BST

Laughing out loud

The left side of her face, looks independent from her right side.

Stroke?

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 5:23 PM BST

You have quite the monocle collection there, Tim.

As long as you haven't been looking in my special 'Gentlemen In Cravats' or 'Wealthy Dowagers With Chokers' folders.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 6:10 PM BST

As long as you haven't been looking in my special 'Gentlemen In Cravats' or 'Wealthy Dowagers With Chokers' folders.

Please, I don't want to be on any registers.

Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 6:09 PM BST

Stroke?

You can ask her, if you want?

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 6:12 PM BST

You can ask her, if you want?

Times are hard but possibly not quite that hard yet. Getting there though :)

Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 6:16 PM BST

Times are hard but possibly not quite that hard yet. Getting there though :)

It said in her status update, she's willing to wear a paper bag.

Over what?

Whatever you want, Andrea.

Judging from the picture and guessing what the rest of her is like, I'm thankful I'm not a lesbian, but it would have to be a big paper bag.

Mmmnnn... lesbians in paper bags.

Are you developing a new kind of skin flick Tim?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 6:22 PM BST

Mmmnnn... lesbians in paper bags.

Not very environmental is it?

Lesbians in bags-4-life.

I've just been to the shops and my dog was photographed by foreign students. Then I had a chat with an old lady.

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 6:24 PM BST

Not very environmental is it?

Lesbians in bags-4-life.

Sounds like a Lesbian who's been round the block

Quote: AndreaLynne @ July 22 2009, 6:23 PM BST

Are you developing a new kind of skin flick Tim?

It will complement my series, 'Military Twinks With Accordions' and 'Piss-Drinking Housewives Selling Tupperware'.

What a triple feature!! Do you have theme tunes yet?

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