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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 22 2009, 3:49 PM BST

Isn't that more worrying?

Shouldn't you be out getting the groceries or something?

Quote: don rushmore @ July 22 2009, 3:59 PM BST

Shouldn't you be out getting the groceries or something?

What up don?

lol! you've not started making an itinerary of Dolly's day have you?

I'm going to increase my satsuma consumption from 4 to 8 a day to help me combat Swine Flu.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 4:15 PM BST

I'm going to increase my satsuma consumption from 4 to 8 a day to help me combat Swine Flu.

Eh? Awesome.

Quote: Griff @ July 22 2009, 4:17 PM BST

Are you sure staying on the bog all day is the best way to go about this?

You want to change your satsuma supplier, my friend, if yours make you go to the toilet.

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 4:19 PM BST

You want to change your satsuma supplier

Who supplies yours, chip?
And how many do you buy at once?

Private Joe Walker I believe.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:20 PM BST

Who supplies yours, chip?

Yeah, like I'm going share THAT information. You crazy, girl!

Although I will tell you I buy three big bags a week - Monday, Wednesday and Thursday.

Wowww. :D

I bet you go to three different places, so you don't get pitying looks.
I would.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 4:37 PM BST

Wowww. :D

I bet you go to three different places, so you don't get pitying looks.
I would.

Already I've said too much.

Do you work colleagues think you're weird?

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 4:15 PM BST

I'm going to increase my satsuma consumption from 4 to 8 a day to help me combat Swine Flu.

Are there any nasty side effects to eating too many satsumas?

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Do you work colleagues think you're weird?

Oi! I mean OI! Cut it out!!

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Are there any nasty side effects to eating too many satsumas?

Increased virility. Cool

Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2009, 4:41 PM BST

Do you work colleagues think you're weird?

Just his work colleagues?

Satsumas are just oranges for people who can't handle the truth.

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