British Comedy Guide

Send yourself to Mars!

http://mars9.jpl.nasa.gov/msl/participate/sendyourname/index.cfm

I don't know what Mars smells like, but this certainly smells fishy. Why do we enter our zip/postal code? Can we expect return mail from the red planet?

I doubt there's anything sinister going on. But who knows what plans those Martians have for the names they have collected on the microchip.

Ha! As if they're going to send the real microchip! They'll send a fake, whilst the real one will be locked away in Area 51. Angry

Doesn't it cost $3000000000000000000 to send up 1kg of weight as well? Why waste money on a chip, that will be insignifcant by the time we get there? (Approx. 2090)

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 3:17 PM BST

Why waste money on a chip, that will be insignifcant by the time we get there? (Approx. 2090)

And it would be cold! And one chip! What if an alien finds it!? It's not even even enough for a decent chip sarnie!! They'll think we're living in the dark ages!!!

I want a chip butty now! :(

Hmmm... I'll wait an hour and then see if I still fancy it.

You're very suggestable (or whatever the word is :D ) aren't you?

SEND NIL MANY PEBBLES....

Send your names suckers when the Alien Death Machines go door to door Sootyj'll be safe.

That is unlike the Martians are trying to clone our identities.

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 22 2009, 3:27 PM BST

You're very suggestable aren't you?

SEND NIL MANY PEBBLES....

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I hope when the Martian invaders land to enslave us they say,

"Take us to your leader, earth president Hugh Jass,"

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 3:29 PM BST

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Damn! >_<

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 22 2009, 3:33 PM BST

Damn! >_<

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Laughing out loud

Sexy nurse with her boobies out.....

*waits*

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Fail. Where's the nurse?

Quote: Nil Putters @ July 22 2009, 3:42 PM BST

Fail. Where's the nurse?

Will she do?

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