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Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 2:40 PM BSTTo be honest, I don't think anyone's pointing the finger of blame at the rat here.
I wouldn't waggle my tasty digits at it anyway.
Please! I'm trying to masturbate here.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 2:43 PM BST
Well done on getting every single point wrong.
Quite impressive in itself really. 
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:49 PM BSTPlease! I'm trying to masturbate here.
Just keep your focus on my steed's magnificent rump and you'll be at the vinegar strokes in no time.
Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:50 PM BSTWell done on getting every single point wrong.
By Jove, I've riled the normally unrilable zoooo!
Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:50 PM BSTQuite impressive in itself really.
I thangyou!!!
Quote: David Bussell @ July 22 2009, 2:50 PM BSTJust keep your focus on my steed's magnificent rump and you'll be at the vinegar strokes in no time.
I can only use that image so many times.
*looks for Dolly Dagger*
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:51 PM BSTI can only use that image so many times.
*looks for Dolly Dagger*
Stay away! I'm using lovely Dolly at the moment. Go and toss-off over Marc P or something. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 2:53 PM BSTStay away! I'm using lovely Dolly at the moment. Go and toss-off over Marc P or something.
Another candidate for a forum newsletter quote I think.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 2:53 PM BSTStay away! I'm using lovely Dolly at the moment. Go and toss-off over Marc P or something.
Been there, done that.
Any chance of showing a bit of nipple in that photo there, Tim?
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:58 PM BSTBeen there, done that.
Any chance of showing a bit of nipple in that photo there, Tim?
I thought Tim was the nipple! 
*wipes away tears of laughter*
*wipes away tear of masturbation*
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 3:00 PM BST*wipes away tears of laughter*
I could have made it funnier - honest! - but I'm trying to prepare a goddamned Powerpoint presentation!
'Again with the Powerpoint presentation? Did you miss a meeting?'
*wipes away Tears For Fears*