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Quote: Stan Doubt @ July 22 2009, 1:06 PM BST

If Aaron goes we could have a Jacko style state funeral. Has anyone got the number of that kid from Britain's got talent?

Didn't they bury him in Jackson's coffin as a final treat?

I suggest transplanting Aaron's brain into Jake How's body. Jake's brain could be stored in some sort of jar for children to point at.

I think Hitler's brain was transplanted into Aaron's body?

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:58 PM BST

Cutting Leevil in on the deal, eh? Crafty.

Why I oughta!

Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 10:52 AM BST

My throat is quite sore today. Errr

Quote: Leevil @ July 21 2009, 1:58 AM BST

Have a sore throat today. Found a remedy online: Cayenne Pepper.

I mixed it with honey and drank. Wow! It's good stuff, and cleared my throat.

1/8 teaspoon Cayenne Pepper.
2 tablespoon honey.
Warm for 20 secs in microwave.
Drink!

Highly recommended!!

Or if you're a confident gargler (unlike me) just mix it (C.P) with warm water and, erm, gargle for a few seconds and spit (or swallow). Don't use to much pepper though or your head will explode!

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:26 PM BST

Why I oughta!

Console

I'll organise a nice tea party to make it up to you.

Quote: Stan Doubt @ July 22 2009, 1:06 PM BST

If Aaron goes we could have a Jacko style state funeral. Has anyone got the number of that kid from Britain's got talent?

Shut up.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 1:09 PM BST

I suggest transplanting Aaron's brain into Jake How's body. Jake's brain could be stored in some sort of jar for children to point at.

Shut up.

Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 1:10 PM BST

I think Hitler's brain was transplanted into Aaron's body?

Shut up.

Quote: zooo @ July 22 2009, 2:41 PM BST

Shut up.

Shut up.

Shut up.

Where is goofus?

lol

I'll probably get the Swine Flu. Things like that always happen to me.

Are you a positive person?

Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:26 PM BST

Why I oughta!

Or if you're a confident gargler (unlike me) just mix it (C.P) with warm water and, erm, gargle for a few seconds and spit (or swallow). Don't use to much pepper though or your head will explode!

Do you mean TCP? It's just that CP usually means corporal punishment and I'm not sure how much a sore botty cures a sore throat.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 22 2009, 3:47 PM BST

I'll probably get the Swine Flu. Things like that always happen to me.

Don't worry Dolly I'm sure Rushmore would be more then willing to nurse you back to health.

Quote: Gavin @ July 22 2009, 3:48 PM BST

Don't worry Dolly I'm sure Rushmore would be more then willing to nurse you back to health.

Isn't that more worrying?

Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 3:48 PM BST

Do you mean TCP? It's just that CP usually means corporal punishment and I'm not sure how much a sore botty cures a sore throat.

I mean Cayenne Pepper, which I suppose could be used in corporal punishment.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ July 22 2009, 3:49 PM BST

Isn't that more worrying?

Hells yeh but he don't like me so I'm quite safe. Cool

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