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I've broken another brolly! These Poundland purchases are false economy! 
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:35 PM BSTI've broken another brolly! These Poundland purchases are false economy!
Are you using them for what they were originally designed for though Chip?
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:35 PM BSTI've broken another brolly! These Poundland purchases are false economy!
Just look at you, you're soaking!
Considering that it costs 30 pence just to have a piss at London Paddington railway station, I've never held out much hope for the bargains at Poundland.
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 1:37 PM BSTAre you using them for what they were originally designed for though Chip?
Ironically I do sometimes wave it around like a truncheon.
Quote: David Bussell @ July 22 2009, 1:38 PM BSTJust look at you, you're soaking!
Not quite. The spokes went and half collapsed, so I had to hold that half up with my free hand. Wasn't perfect, but I managed to keep my face dry.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 1:39 PM BSTConsidering that it costs 30 pence just to have a piss at London Paddington railway station, I've never held out much hope for the bargains at Poundland.
I never pay to piss. It's one of my rules.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:41 PM BSTNot quite. The spokes went and half collapsed, so I had to hold that half up with my free hand. Wasn't perfect, but I managed to keep my face dry.
Are you related to the Wicked Witch of the West?
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 1:42 PM BSTAre you related to the Wicked Witch of the West?
I'm not green enough.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:41 PM BSTI never pay to piss. It's one of my rules.
What about for a poo?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 1:44 PM BSTWhat about for a poo?
Or that. It's a subset of the No-pay-piss rule.
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:46 PM BSTOr that. It's a subset of the No-pay-piss rule.
A subset? Sounds more like an adjunct? Or a sub-clause even?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 1:47 PM BSTA subset? Sounds more like an adjunct? Or a sub-clause even?
Don't get clever with me, mate, I'm trying to prepare a Powerpoint presentation at the same time as talking crap on Britain's second most popular comedy forum!
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:50 PM BSTDon't get clever with me, mate, I'm trying to prepare a Powerpoint presentation at the same time as talking crap on Britain's second most popular comedy forum!
There's a quote for the Newsletter, Aaron. Aaron!?
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 1:46 PM BSTOr that. It's a subset of the No-pay-piss rule.
Or perhaps an addendum to the original set of rules? I like the word addendum. (Makes mental note to add it on to list)
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 1:53 PM BSTOr perhaps an addendum to the original set of rules? I like the word addendum. (Makes mental note to add it on to list)
Good word. I like the word "ancillary" as well. As in "an ancillary rule". A supplemental, if you will.