I've already got 200 hundred jumbo bin bags for when I have to start collecting the corpses of the normals.
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If all goes to plan then I will be BBC Comedy Commissioner by this time next year. I look forward to hearing your pitches with anticipation.
Quote: Griff @ July 22 2009, 12:40 PM BSTI already did the calculations in another thread. Statistically, 2 BSGers are going to die from swine flu. We should start a dead pool.
Can I put my money down on Don Rushmore and Josef?
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:40 PM BSTIf all goes to plan then I will be BBC Comedy Commissioner by this time next year. I look forward to hearing your pitches with anticipation.
You'll be dueling me with wheelie chairs and stapelers on a pile of corpses for that job.
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 12:42 PM BSTYou'll be dueling me with wheelie chairs and stapelers on a pile of corpses for that job.
Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:40 PM BSTIf all goes to plan then I will be BBC Comedy Commissioner by this time next year. I look forward to hearing your pitches with anticipation.
Death may be a less painful option 
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 12:42 PM BSTCan I put my money down on Don Rushmore and Josef?
Quote: roscoff @ July 22 2009, 12:46 PM BSTDeath may be a less painful option
You'll regret that comment when you're watching 'Sooty J's Saturday Night Laughter Dungeon' on BBC 1.
So I'd win the duel eh?
Prepare to see the whole of Worst Idea for a Sitcom thread made by me and my pet monkey.
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 12:57 PM BSTPrepare to see the whole of Worst Idea for a Sitcom thread made by me and my pet monkey.
Cutting Leevil in on the deal, eh? Crafty.
He maybe a cheeky monkey but he'd nobodies pet.
He bit me when I tried to give him a banana once.
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 12:59 PM BSTHe maybe a cheeky monkey but he'd nobodies pet.
He bit me when I tried to give him a banana once.
That's because he only eats sandwiches silly
You'd offer him a banana sandwich?
Quote: sootyj @ July 22 2009, 1:02 PM BSTYou'd offer him a banana sandwich?
I wouldn't feed him Jack shit. He's an animal that boy.
Quote: Griff @ July 22 2009, 12:40 PM BSTI already did the calculations in another thread. Statistically, 2 BSGers are going to die from swine flu. We should start a dead pool.
If Aaron goes we could have a Jacko style state funeral. Has anyone got the number of that kid from Britain's got talent?