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Extreme Home Makeover: Israeli Edition

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IS STANDING OUTSIDE A HOUSE

NETANYAHU
Hello and welcome to the Israeli version of Extreme Home Makeover. This week we are on the Gaza Strip and I'm outside the house of the Al Hussein family. So let's get started.

NETANYAHU BECKONS TO THE SKY. WE HEAR THE SOUND OF PLANES OVERHEAD, THEN THE SOUND OF MISSILES. WE SEE THE HOUSE BEING BOMBED AND BLOWN TO PIECES. WHEN THE DUST SETTLES THE HOUSE HAS BEEN LEVELLED.

Bit obvious isn't it?

I like to think of it as the thing they used to do on Not the Nine O'Clock News. The newsreader would do the build up then you'd cut to the shot of the house being blown up. Only six months out of date as well.

Agree with Sooty. Needs a little more.

Perhaps Netanyahu could say; "Let's bring in the demolition boys" before the house is blitzed, then "Now, we'll bring in the construction crew".

CUT TO:

NATO troops hastily erecting temporary tent.

Could work better back to front.

Nah. Needs another line at the start maybe. Sorry, Geoff. But if you do it your way it would make it far too long. Sootyj. You are an idiot.

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