Microwaves are surprisingly versatile these days.
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Microwave a marshmellow...fantastic!
I rarely get the chance to eat a marshmallow but I will remember that for the next time I do.
It's like real science!
It's not going to explode is it? I'm not going to turn into,
Because that would be so coool!
No, they do this mutant puffing thing and get crazy gooey.
Quote: Leevil @ July 22 2009, 2:15 AM BSTJust a microwaved egg and a dollop of ketchup between two slices of buttered bread. It truly was the food of kings.
It is, I do that somethings. On a saucer (nice size), I love it how it inflates.
On Friday I found a dead bird by the gate. Without thinking I threw it in the wheelie bin. Last night I opened the bin to find it heaving with maggots. Heaving. Anyway, still guilty about taking the neighbours toddler's wellies to a charity shop the other week, I waited until dark - why ruin the surprise! - and threw most of the maggots into their garden. Which means today that cheeky scamp next door will have a lot of new Wriggle Toys to play with - or even eat! 
You didn't really did you? 
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2009, 10:13 AM BSTYou didn't really did you?
I did! And I stand by my actions! 
That's horrible!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2009, 10:18 AM BSTThat's horrible!
That's Chipolata!
Is that your catch phrase nowadays?
Quote: chipolata @ July 22 2009, 10:14 AM BSTI did! And I stand by my actions!
Quote: EllieJP @ July 22 2009, 10:19 AM BSTIs that your catch phrase nowadays?
Do you think it will catch on? As people hear of my latest lovable exploit they'll role their eyes and go, "That's Chipolata!"