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Quote: Balf @ July 22 2009, 12:49 AM BST

I'm the Daddy, I thought we agreed!

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You can be dirty Uncle Bertie, who lives with his special young friend, Juan.

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:51 AM BST

You can be dirty Uncle Bertie, who lives with his special young friend, Juan.

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"Sucky sucky, five dolla Mista B."

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 22 2009, 12:52 AM BST

"Sucky sucky, five dolla Mista B."

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Dirty girl! In your bed!

"Me love you long time".

Quote: Tim Walker @ July 22 2009, 12:53 AM BST

Dirty girl! In my bed!

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Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 22 2009, 12:54 AM BST

"Me love you long time".

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Oh in that case...

Ha!

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ July 22 2009, 12:49 AM BST

Don't make me poke you with sharp things!

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Filthy acupuncture? Mmm.

Are acupunctirsts affected by the knife amnesty?

Off to bed.

Goodnight sir.

Just having an egg sandwich. So I'm back whilst I eat it. Nom nom nom...

Egg salad?

Nothing that fancy. Just a microwaved egg and a dollop of ketchup between two slices of buttered bread. It truly was the food of kings. The kings featured in Humpty Dumpty anyway.

You microwave an egg...eew.