To the tune of the green giant sweetcorn advert.
KID1
My mum says you are what you eat.
KID2
so if you eat french fries you become french?
KID1
Yep
KID2
And if you eat runner beans you become a runner?
KID1
Yep
KID2
And if you eat Country vegetable soup...
ENDS
Yes you are Griff. It's a phrase, which I presume has been invented by the food industry. But there are lots of flavours called Country Vegetables.
Don't get the sketch, sorry Tom.
Would probably work better with just vegetable soup me thinks.
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:24 PM BSTAlso the premise of this sketch - OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO SAY CUNT!!! - is lame.
Ahhh, now I geddit! >_<
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:24 PM BSTNo, I realise "Country Vegetables" is a flavour of soups and things.
But still. Have you ever heard anyone say "I eat country vegetables" or "have some more country vegetables"?
Well I have eaten "inner city vegetables" but they were known as chips.
Really I usually find lots of marashino cherries steeped in Kir.
But then I live in the gateau.
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:29 PM BSTI find lots of cheap foreign tinned stuff with no price on it. But then I live in the Netto.
Sounds like a really cheap version of the Matrix or something.
*offers it as a sketch idea*
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:29 PM BSTI find lots of foreign tinned stuff with no price on it. But then I live in the Netto.
I just got that >_<
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:24 PM BSTAlso the premise of this sketch - OH MY GOD HE'S GOING TO SAY CUNT!!! - is lame.
This forum censors f**k, but not c**t?
CUNT
Oh, it's a caps thing.
FUCKING CUNT
Quote: Tom G @ July 21 2009, 10:44 PM BSTTo the tune of the green giant sweetcorn advert.
KID1
My mum says you are what you eat.KID2
so if you eat french fries you become french?KID1
YepKID2
And if you eat runner beans you become a runner?KID1
YepKID2
And if you eat Country vegetable soup...ENDS
I didn't like the ending. Here is my suggestion for what its worth. Scrap the country veg line and have the kid say something like,
"So what's dad been eating then?"
CAMERA PAN TO MAN DRESSED AS A PUSSY CAT.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ July 21 2009, 11:38 PM BSTI didn't like the ending. Here is my suggestion for what its worth. Scrap the country veg line and have the kid say something like,
"So what's dad been eating then?"
CAMERA PAN TO MAN DRESSED AS A PUSSY CAT.
Ok that made me laugh out loud.
How about the dad's dressed like the little boy?
Quote: Griff @ July 21 2009, 11:39 PM BSTOr Dad dressed as a giant cockerel.
I vote for Griff. But then, I always vote for Griff.
Quote: Nil Putters @ July 21 2009, 11:44 PM BSTCorn on the Cock?
You can get cream for that.
I meant to post that in the other one. 
Shuddup you! 