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INT. CLOSE UP OF BED.

A NAKED TWENTY-SOMETHING COUPLE CARESS ON A BED. A MAN WITH A CAMCORDER IS IN CLOSE FILMING THEM.

CAMERA OPERATOR:
Gary, you should have reached full wood by now.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL BED IS IN A FURNITURE STORE AND CROWD ARE WATCHING.

GARY:
It's my gran, she's put me off... hello gran.

Sometimes your stuff is a little too compact, for me this is one of those cases.

Sorry to be such an 'agree-er'but I'm there with SootyJ - for such a short I'd say a better joke was needed but it'll be fine with a bigger sketch behind it?

Make this last 60 seconds, then air progressively in 10 second excerpts throughout a sketch show.

That would do the trick.

Maybe I was reading too much into it, but I thought the 'full wood' was a pun so got confused.

Not for me this one. With a 'full wood' pun it probably would be though! :)

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ July 21 2009, 9:21 AM BST

Maybe I was reading too much into it, but I thought the 'full wood' was a pun so got confused.

Not for me this one. With a 'full wood' pun it probably would be though! :)

Dan

Agreed.

Well, it made me cum.

I quite like it as a quickie, no pun indended.

I'd imagined them in the shop window with the gran standing, mouth agape in the street, as a crowd gathers.

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